Shit My Mom Says

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Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone
Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone


Memes,  50 Cent Funny,  
    
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"And you better bring me back my change"
"And you better bring me back my change"

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Me: Ma bring me some Burger King back

Mom: Do you have some Burger King mo-
Me: Ma bring me some Burger King back

Mom: Do you have some Burger King mo-


Call Ended Meme (theme),  Fast Food Jokes,  
    
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mom: i brought you into this world i'll sure as  take you out

me:
mom: i brought you into this world i'll sure as take you out

me:


Memes,  Bad Kids Jokes,  Bad Kids,  
    
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when your mom says "i brought you into this world i can take you out"
when your mom says "i brought you into this world i can take you out"

Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  Mom Meme,  
    
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Mom: Do all your chores k?

*45 minutes later

Mom: You do all your chores?

Me:
Mom: Do all your chores k?

*45 minutes later

Mom: You do all your chores?

Me:


Memes,  My Face When Jokes,  Teenage Jokes,  
    
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Life is too short to cook for you people.
Life is too short to cook for you people.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cooking Sayings,  Clean Short Jokes,  
    
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You're going to hang out with your friends

Don't worry about it I'll just stay here by myself ...again
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Don't worry about it I'll just stay here by myself ...again


Meme,  Mom Meme,  
    
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90's kids will understand this...

street lights on better get my  me
90's kids will understand this...

street lights on better get my me


90s Jokes,  Good Funny Jokes,  Good Funny Quotes,  
    
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what will your mother says when she finds your corpse?


what will your mother says when she finds your corpse?


Humorous Puns  
    
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Playing gta [in final mission]

....Mom comes in turns the power off and tells me to go to sleep
Playing gta [in final mission]

....Mom comes in turns the power off and tells me to go to sleep


Desk Flip Rage Guy (theme),  Gta Jokes,  Gamer Insults  
    
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Mom: sorry, we have to use your room to fold laundry

Okay...
Mom: sorry, we have to use your room to fold laundry

Okay...


Okay Guy (theme),  Laundry Jokes,  Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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i ran from a fight once & my mama said

either you fight me

or fight him!

i beat the s*it

outta my mom that day
i ran from a fight once & my mama said

either you fight me

or fight him!

i beat the s*it

outta my mom that day


Fighting Jokes,  Mom Humor  
    
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mom asks if i need to go to pee pee in front of my friends 

mom must die
mom asks if i need to go to pee pee in front of my friends

mom must die


Pee Jokes,  Mom Humor,  Angry Jokes,  
    
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Hey mom can I go out?

Ok where you going? What time will you be coming back? How are you coming back? How are you getting there? How are you getting back? What you doing there? Who will be there?

Hey dad can I go out?

Ok bye
Hey mom can I go out?

Ok where you going? What time will you be coming back? How are you coming back? How are you getting there? How are you getting back? What you doing there? Who will be there?

Hey dad can I go out?

Ok bye


Mom And Dad Jokes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  
    
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