Shit My Mom Says

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Me: "But mom... what if I get kidnapped?"

Mom: 'Trust me, they will bring you back.'

Me:
Me: "But mom... what if I get kidnapped?"

Mom: 'Trust me, they will bring you back.'

Me:


Memes,  Kidnapping Jokes,  
    
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Mom: *Having a heart attack*

Me: *calls 911*

Mom: (faintly) "You always on that damn phone"
Mom: *Having a heart attack*

Me: *calls 911*

Mom: (faintly) "You always on that damn phone"


Memes,  Nick Young Meme,  
    
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Mom: Put that back u got stuff at home to drink

Me:
Mom: Put that back u got stuff at home to drink

Me:


Memes,  Martin Baker Memes,  
    
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"Hey ma, how was your da-"

"Why all these dishes in this damn sink"
"Hey ma, how was your da-"

"Why all these dishes in this damn sink"


Memes,  Soulja Boy Jokes,  
    
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Me: Mom do you you need any help?

Mom: No

*After 5 mins*

Mom: No one helps me in this house!
Me: Mom do you you need any help?

Mom: No

*After 5 mins*

Mom: No one helps me in this house!


Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone
Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone


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"And you better bring me back my change"
"And you better bring me back my change"

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Me: Ma bring me some Burger King back

Mom: Do you have some Burger King mo-
Me: Ma bring me some Burger King back

Mom: Do you have some Burger King mo-


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mom: i brought you into this world i'll sure as  take you out

me:
mom: i brought you into this world i'll sure as take you out

me:


Memes,  Bad Kids Jokes,  Bad Kids,  
    
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when your mom says "i brought you into this world i can take you out"
when your mom says "i brought you into this world i can take you out"

Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  Mom Meme,  
    
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Mom: Do all your chores k?

*45 minutes later

Mom: You do all your chores?

Me:
Mom: Do all your chores k?

*45 minutes later

Mom: You do all your chores?

Me:


Memes,  My Face When Jokes,  Teenage Jokes,  
    
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Life is too short to cook for you people.
Life is too short to cook for you people.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cooking Sayings,  Clean Short Jokes,  
    
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You're going to hang out with your friends

Don't worry about it I'll just stay here by myself ...again
You're going to hang out with your friends

Don't worry about it I'll just stay here by myself ...again


Meme,  Mom Meme,  
    
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90's kids will understand this...

street lights on better get my  me
90's kids will understand this...

street lights on better get my me


90s Jokes,  Good Funny Jokes,  Good Funny Quotes,  
    
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what will your mother says when she finds your corpse?


what will your mother says when she finds your corpse?


Humorous Puns  
    
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