Shit My Mom Says

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I told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me I came out of her privacy
I told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me I came out of her privacy

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Me: My stomach hurt

Mom: Cuz u be on that damn phone
Me: My stomach hurt

Mom: Cuz u be on that damn phone


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Me: "But mom... what if I get kidnapped?"

Mom: 'Trust me, they will bring you back.'

Me:
Me: "But mom... what if I get kidnapped?"

Mom: 'Trust me, they will bring you back.'

Me:


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Mom: *Having a heart attack*

Me: *calls 911*

Mom: (faintly) "You always on that damn phone"
Mom: *Having a heart attack*

Me: *calls 911*

Mom: (faintly) "You always on that damn phone"


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Mom: Put that back u got stuff at home to drink

Me:
Mom: Put that back u got stuff at home to drink

Me:


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"Hey ma, how was your da-"

"Why all these dishes in this damn sink"
"Hey ma, how was your da-"

"Why all these dishes in this damn sink"


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Me: Mom do you you need any help?

Mom: No

*After 5 mins*

Mom: No one helps me in this house!
Me: Mom do you you need any help?

Mom: No

*After 5 mins*

Mom: No one helps me in this house!


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Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone
Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone


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"And you better bring me back my change"
"And you better bring me back my change"

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Me: Ma bring me some Burger King back

Mom: Do you have some Burger King mo-
Me: Ma bring me some Burger King back

Mom: Do you have some Burger King mo-


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mom: i brought you into this world i'll sure as  take you out

me:
mom: i brought you into this world i'll sure as take you out

me:


Memes,  Bad Kids Jokes,  Bad Kids,  
    
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when your mom says "i brought you into this world i can take you out"
when your mom says "i brought you into this world i can take you out"

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Mom: Do all your chores k?

*45 minutes later

Mom: You do all your chores?

Me:
Mom: Do all your chores k?

*45 minutes later

Mom: You do all your chores?

Me:


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Life is too short to cook for you people.
Life is too short to cook for you people.

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You're going to hang out with your friends

Don't worry about it I'll just stay here by myself ...again
You're going to hang out with your friends

Don't worry about it I'll just stay here by myself ...again


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