Shock Jokes

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Home invader: (kicks in my door)

Me: (drunk and naked running towards him with a battle axe)

Home invader:
Home invader: (kicks in my door)

Me: (drunk and naked running towards him with a battle axe)

Home invader:


Memes,  Robbery Jokes,  
    
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Just found out the world doesn't revolve around me. Shocked & upset.
Just found out the world doesn't revolve around me. Shocked & upset.

Memes,  Cocky Jokes,  
    
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Customer: *Acts rude*
Customer: *Acts rude*

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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Her: I finished the Netflix show without you

Me:
Her: I finished the Netflix show without you

Me:


Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  Tv Show Jokes,  
    
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Just came back from the vet & the doctor told me my cat was pregnant, the lil bitch got the nerve to look shock.
Just came back from the vet & the doctor told me my cat was pregnant, the lil bitch got the nerve to look shock.

Memes,  Pregnancy Jokes,  Funny Cat Pics,  
    
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Just found put that I'm the reason why I'm broke...shocked and confused
Just found put that I'm the reason why I'm broke...shocked and confused

Memes,  Confused Jokes,  
    
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I was at a Dairy Queen earlier and when they flipped my blizzard it all fell out and I didn't really know what to say, I never expected this day would come... I wasn't mad, I was just disappointed.
I was at a Dairy Queen earlier and when they flipped my blizzard it all fell out and I didn't really know what to say, I never expected this day would come... I wasn't mad, I was just disappointed.

Memes,  Disappointed Quotes,  Ice Cream Joke,  
    
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I still can't believe that people with 20/20 vision just ....see. No glasses no contacts no squinting to make ur eyes focus y'all wild
I still can't believe that people with 20/20 vision just ....see. No glasses no contacts no squinting to make ur eyes focus y'all wild

Memes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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When your wife wants to sell

Some bitcoin
When your wife wants to sell

Some bitcoin


Memes,  Harry Potter Memes,  Wife Humor,  
    
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When he was just texting u how much he want u then post this mysterious girlfriend he loves so much
When he was just texting u how much he want u then post this mysterious girlfriend he loves so much

Memes,  Cheating Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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when he says "ok  it" to the 123rd time you said "nothing's wrong" when u were going to tell him what's actually wrong on the 127th time
when he says "ok it" to the 123rd time you said "nothing's wrong" when u were going to tell him what's actually wrong on the 127th time

Memes,  Females Be Like,  
    
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Me: *spends money*

Me: *Has less money in bank account*
Me: *spends money*

Me: *Has less money in bank account*


Memes,  Bank Account Meme,  
    
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Me acting shocked after I ruin my own happiness through the same self destructive behavior Ive been repeating my whole life
Me acting shocked after I ruin my own happiness through the same self destructive behavior Ive been repeating my whole life

Memes,  One Liners On Life,  
    
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Me every winter getting shocked at how cold it is
Me every winter getting shocked at how cold it is

Memes,  Winter Jokes,  
    
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Person: *Is genuinely interested in me*

Me:
Person: *Is genuinely interested in me*

Me:


Memes,  Funny Sign Images,  
    
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