Shopping Jokes

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Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from the local food store,  I'm ready to become a dad.
Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from the local food store, I'm ready to become a dad.

Memes,  Grocery Jokes,  
    
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my superpower is picking the slowest moving line in th grocery store.

every. ing. time.
my superpower is picking the slowest moving line in th grocery store.

every. ing. time.


Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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When your Mom buys the off-brand cereal
When your Mom buys the off-brand cereal

Memes,  Funny Look Alikes,  
    
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When you're at the grocery store and see yourself on the security monitor
When you're at the grocery store and see yourself on the security monitor

Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  Camera Jokes,  
    
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Idk why men go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 and they're already looking for things they don't need.
Idk why men go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 and they're already looking for things they don't need.

Memes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  Target Jokes,  
    
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My friend called me crying bc her man broke up with her so I'm at Target about to buy her wine $ I see her snap tell me why she post a picture of him. Had to put everything back. Moral of the story you gotta wait 3-5 business days before you believe girls about break ups
My friend called me crying bc her man broke up with her so I'm at Target about to buy her wine $ I see her snap tell me why she post a picture of him. Had to put everything back. Moral of the story you gotta wait 3-5 business days before you believe girls about break ups

Memes,  Break Up Jokes,  
    
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Me: from *Saves $20 from not eating out*

Me: I think I'll reward myself by buying this $100 piece of clothing
Me: from *Saves $20 from not eating out*

Me: I think I'll reward myself by buying this $100 piece of clothing


Memes,  Saved Money Jokes,  Ironic Joke,  
    
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I'd rather spend 40 minutes looking for an item in a shop than ask a member of staff like a normal person with social skills
I'd rather spend 40 minutes looking for an item in a shop than ask a member of staff like a normal person with social skills

Memes,  Funny Relatable Posts,  Introvert Meme,  
    
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What y'all gotta get form Target?

Target will tell me when I get there
What y'all gotta get form Target?

Target will tell me when I get there


Memes,  Target Jokes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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How me and the cashier be looking at each other while we're waiting on my debit card to process
How me and the cashier be looking at each other while we're waiting on my debit card to process

Memes,  That Awkward Moment Jokes (theme),  Credit Card Jokes,  
    
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I sent my bf to pick up some concealer for me and I told him to show it to me on his hand so I could see the color. This is what he sent me lol
I sent my bf to pick up some concealer for me and I told him to show it to me on his hand so I could see the color. This is what he sent me lol

Memes,  Makeup Fail,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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Hiding from people from HS at your local Target should be considered an extreme sport
Hiding from people from HS at your local Target should be considered an extreme sport

Memes,  Target Jokes,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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Walking thru Target like ...

We're only here for toilet paper, nothing else!
Walking thru Target like ...

We're only here for toilet paper, nothing else!


Memes,  Target Jokes,  Bird Box Memes,  
    
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Passing the LOL aisle be like...
Passing the LOL aisle be like...

Memes,  Toy Jokes,  Parenting Jokes,  
    
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Would y'all still eat it?

I would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles
Would y'all still eat it?

I would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles


Memes,  Grocery Jokes,  Meat Jokes,  
    
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