Shopping Jokes

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Hey I'm going to tell does anyone need anything
Hey I'm going to tell does anyone need anything

Memes,  Hell Jokes,  
    
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10% discount is honestly so childish
10% discount is honestly so childish

Memes,  Discount Jokes,  Funny Sales Quotes,  
    
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When you realize there's only 2 more paychecks left until Christmas and you haven't even started shopping for anyone
When you realize there's only 2 more paychecks left until Christmas and you haven't even started shopping for anyone

Memes,  Ellen Degeneres Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Breaking news

Man in bear costume arrested for tearing apart tents of Black Friday campers
Breaking news

Man in bear costume arrested for tearing apart tents of Black Friday campers


Memes,  Black Friday Humor,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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The worst part about online shopping is having to get up and get your card
The worst part about online shopping is having to get up and get your card

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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It's all fun and games until you see how ugly you look at the target self checkout camera
It's all fun and games until you see how ugly you look at the target self checkout camera

Memes,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  
    
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Whenever my mom asks me how much I paid for something, I reduce the price by 50% of the actual price
Whenever my mom asks me how much I paid for something, I reduce the price by 50% of the actual price

Memes,  Price Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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Grocery store clerk: Did u find everything ok today

Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes
Grocery store clerk: Did u find everything ok today

Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes


Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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What;s a random thing that gives u anxiety
What;s a random thing that gives u anxiety

Memes,  Relatable Quotes,  Anxiety Meme,  
    
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My wife combined so many coupons the grocery store actually paid her.

She's been talking about it for 20 minutes.

This is her Sup[er Bowl
My wife combined so many coupons the grocery store actually paid her.

She's been talking about it for 20 minutes.

This is her Sup[er Bowl


Memes,  Best Wife Jokes,  Coupon Jokes,  
    
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When you forget to bring your reusable bags to the grocery store

I have failed you.
When you forget to bring your reusable bags to the grocery store

I have failed you.


Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today I had time.
This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today I had time.

Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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Me: "I'm just going in for like two things."

Target Cashier: "That'll be $74.67"

Me:
Me: "I'm just going in for like two things."

Target Cashier: "That'll be $74.67"

Me:


Memes,  Target Jokes,  Queen Elizabeth Meme,  
    
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Using self-checkout lane so I don't have to interact with anyone.

Scans first item.

Register: ... "Please wait for assistance."
Using self-checkout lane so I don't have to interact with anyone.

Scans first item.

Register: ... "Please wait for assistance."


Memes,  Ironic Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm so sad and hopeless and directionless

My brain: Buy stuff

Me: No listen I needs a purpose

Brain: a purchase?
Me: I'm so sad and hopeless and directionless

My brain: Buy stuff

Me: No listen I needs a purpose

Brain: a purchase?


Memes,  Brain Jokes,  
    
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