Short Adult Jokes

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Short adult jokesThat look.. when she is about to crush your head with her thighs.
It seems like every time I see a “short adult” the first thing that pops in my mind is “I wonder which one of the dwarfs he is, Bashful, Sleepy or Doc?” If you actually grab one of them is it considered kidnapping? Are they allowed to have big dreams or just a bunch of small ones? Is being a midget, dwarf or short adult like being from different races and they get insulted if you address them incorrectly?

Here we have the added the funniest short adult jokes from all over the Internet. We’ve found anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
when the bartender thinks he can get away with making you a weak drink

can i have one more of these with some booze in it, please?
when the bartender thinks he can get away with making you a weak drink

can i have one more of these with some booze in it, please?


Memes,  Bartender Jokes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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this bag contains a gun, a bomb, a very large knife, and loads of drugs
this bag contains a gun, a bomb, a very large knife, and loads of drugs

Memes,  Funny Captioned Pictures,  Silly Captions,  
    
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 test

if you notice the shark first

sorry
test

if you notice the shark first

sorry


Memes,  Shark Joke,  Gay Test,  
    
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when you don't break up happy mes, but you do visit them
when you don't break up happy mes, but you do visit them

Funny Jokes,  Jokes For Adults,  
    
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This little kid asked me what it was like to be real adult so I showed him my prescriptions and took away all his hopes and dreams
This little kid asked me what it was like to be real adult so I showed him my prescriptions and took away all his hopes and dreams

Funny Jokes,  Random Stuff,  Jokes On Twitter,  
    
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Being an adult is basically a choose your own adventure book but every choice sounds terrible.
Being an adult is basically a choose your own adventure book but every choice sounds terrible.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Life Sayings,  
    
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you never really

put that condom on.
you never really

put that condom on.


Memes,  Condom Jokes,  
    
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the patriots stink worse then mice's
the patriots stink worse then mice's

Memes,  
    
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haha... mark

has a small
haha... mark

has a small


Memes,  Mark Meme,  
    
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Oops, my bad. I could have sworn I was dealing with an adult.
Oops, my bad. I could have sworn I was dealing with an adult.

Funny Ecards,  Adult Funny Jokes,  
    
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in an alternative universe...
in an alternative universe...

Memes,  Universe Jokes,  Flowers Jokes,  
    
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happy birthday granny

let me join you

me too

yeah me too

um...
happy birthday granny

let me join you

me too

yeah me too

um...


Memes,  Funny Smoking Jokes,  Funny Birthday Jokes,  
    
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take the condom off she said

it will be fun she said
take the condom off she said

it will be fun she said


Memes,  Fun Jokes,  
    
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"syrup on  doesn't make it a pancake."

-aaron draplin
"syrup on doesn't make it a pancake."

-aaron draplin


Funny Quotes,  Funny Life Sayings,  
    
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You know you're a mom when, your fantasies are about sleeping.
You know you're a mom when, your fantasies are about sleeping.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Sleeping Quotes,  Good Mom Jokes,  
    
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