Short Animal Jokes

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Roses are grey violets are greyer

I'm color blind
Roses are grey violets are greyer

I'm color blind


Roses Are Red Jokes,  Possum Jokes,  
    
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That speeding car is 10 feet away?

I can make it
That speeding car is 10 feet away?

I can make it


Elk Jokes,  Wild Animal Jokes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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But first, let me take a selfie...
But first, let me take a selfie...

Peru Jokes,  Llama Jokes,  Funny Selfies,  
    
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Is it just me, or does it also bother you guys that he eats animal crackers?
Is it just me, or does it also bother you guys that he eats animal crackers?

Animal Cracker Jokes,  Bible Jokes,  
    
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Go home evolution

You're drunk
Go home evolution

You're drunk


Memes,  Platypus Jokes,  Evolution Jokes,  
    
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I think the reason we're born with two hands is so that we can pet two dogs at once
I think the reason we're born with two hands is so that we can pet two dogs at once

Funny Jokes,  Hand Jokes,  Funny Dog Quotes,  
    
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i'm dressed to go to the opera ...

... but i didn't decide if i'll  at the audience or at the performers
i'm dressed to go to the opera ...

... but i didn't decide if i'll at the audience or at the performers


Memes,  Bird Meme,  Bird Humor,  
    
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my dog gets ed when i forget to feed him.
my dog gets ed when i forget to feed him.

Memes,  Dog Memes,  Dog Funny,  
    
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what a dumb the iron isn't even plugged in
what a dumb the iron isn't even plugged in

Memes,  One Liner Animal Jokes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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..and then the cat fell in the toilet...and , and..

...dude, stop! Stop! You're killing me!!
..and then the cat fell in the toilet...and , and..

...dude, stop! Stop! You're killing me!!


Memes,  Funny Dog Captions,  Talking Dog Joke,  
    
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When you accidentally step on your pets foot
When you accidentally step on your pets foot

Memes,  Pet Jokes,  Pet Humor,  
    
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The only one who can fart in your face

And get away with it
The only one who can fart in your face

And get away with it


Memes,  Funny Horse Jokes,  Fart Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Susan, I found a loose thread on the couch

Clear my schedule
Susan, I found a loose thread on the couch

Clear my schedule


Memes,  Business Cat (theme),  
    
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Hey zookeeper

Do I look like a zebra??
Hey zookeeper

Do I look like a zebra??


Funny Pictures,  Zebra Jokes For Kids,  Zoo Jokes,  
    
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