Short Birthday Jokes

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It's your birthday

I'm controlling my excitement
It's your birthday

I'm controlling my excitement


Grumpy Cat Jokes,  Birthday Funny,  
    
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Happy Birthday

You're SO allowed to be stroppy now.
Make the most of it! Yeah!!
13
Happy Birthday

You're SO allowed to be stroppy now.
Make the most of it! Yeah!!


13th Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Funny Quotes,  
    
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Welcome to your teenage years, when drama and pimples seem to pop up at all the wrong times. 

Happy 13th Birthday!
Welcome to your teenage years, when drama and pimples seem to pop up at all the wrong times.

Happy 13th Birthday!


13th Birthday Jokes,  Pimple Jokes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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Turning 39? You're actually entering your 40th year of life. Live it up before anyone catches on.
Turning 39? You're actually entering your 40th year of life. Live it up before anyone catches on.

39th Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Quotes Funny,  
    
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Life begins at 

39

The last 38 years have just been practice!
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Jobbie: happy birthday
Life begins at

39

The last 38 years have just been practice!


39th Birthday Jokes,  Lame Birthday Jokes,  
    
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This psychic sock monkey told me today is your 35th birthday...

Say what?
This psychic sock monkey told me today is your 35th birthday...

Say what?


35th Birthday Jokes,  Monkey Jokes One Liners,  Psychic Jokes,  
    
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70 is the new

...what was I saying?
70 is the new

...what was I saying?


70th Birthday Jokes,  Old Age Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Funny Quotes,  
    
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Looks 30
Feels 22
Acts 18

That makes me 70!
Looks 30
Feels 22
Acts 18

That makes me 70!


70th Birthday Jokes,  Math Birthday Jokes,  
    
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One birthday I asked mom and dad to buy a monkey doll for me to play with and I got you!
One birthday I asked mom and dad to buy a monkey doll for me to play with and I got you!

Monkey Jokes,  Funny Birthday Quotes For Sister,  Funny Brother Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.


Corny Birthday Jokes,  Aging Humor,  Silly Birthday Jokes,  
    
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man sots up party after no one would sing "happy birthday" to his girlfriend

and they say chivalry is dead
man sots up party after no one would sing "happy birthday" to his girlfriend

and they say chivalry is dead


Funny Jokes,  Chivalry Jokes,  
    
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blow me

(it's my birthday)
blow me

(it's my birthday)


Funny Quotes,  Funny Birthday Quote,  
    
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Oh you just turned 18?  Quick get a job, move out, pay your own bills, get married and have kids while you still know everything.
Oh you just turned 18? Quick get a job, move out, pay your own bills, get married and have kids while you still know everything.

Funny Ecards,  Funny 18th Birthday Jokes,  18 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?

Thanks. I'll never part with it!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?

Thanks. I'll never part with it!


Funny Jokes,  Bald Man Jokes,  No Hair Jokes,  
    
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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!


Funny Jokes,  Bird Joke,  
    
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