Short Dirty Funny Jokes

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it's cold so i had to crack these bad boys out
it's cold so i had to crack these bad boys out

Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  Underwear Jokes,  
    
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me: aw look w cute she is sleeping

inner me: eat her
me: aw look w cute she is sleeping

inner me: eat her


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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me: her dad is me, what if we get caught?
me: her dad is me, what if we get caught?

Memes,  
    
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if you nk at me .2 secs after the light changes, ill get out of my car, put my  on your windshield and sing amazing grace as slow as humanly possible
if you nk at me .2 secs after the light changes, ill get out of my car, put my on your windshield and sing amazing grace as slow as humanly possible

Honk Jokes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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the girl you like

her father

her brother

her 1st love

her ex

you
the girl you like

her father

her brother

her 1st love

her ex

you


Hillbilly Insults,  
    
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what if earth orbits the sun

what if your wife orbits my
what if earth orbits the sun

what if your wife orbits my


Daily Comics,  Galileo Jokes,  
    
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would u like to borrow my pen?

cause my pen is huge
would u like to borrow my pen?

cause my pen is huge


Pen Puns,  
    
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you can dip your pen wherever you want.
you can dip your pen wherever you want.

Pen Puns,  Workplace Ecards,  
    
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"when j. cole said, "you ain't even babysitting, but my kids all on yo' couch."
"when j. cole said, "you ain't even babysitting, but my kids all on yo' couch."

Rapper Jokes,  Lil Wayne Memes,  Funny Rap Battle Lyrics,  
    
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are you an archaeologist? because i've got a bone in my pants that i'd like you to date.
are you an archaeologist? because i've got a bone in my pants that i'd like you to date.

Bone Puns,  Bone Jokes,  
    
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your body reminds me of a female gymnast, except with chest hair and a .
your body reminds me of a female gymnast, except with chest hair and a .

Chest Hair Jokes,  
    
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he asked me if i was any good at handling balls... so i told him i play water polo.
he asked me if i was any good at handling balls... so i told him i play water polo.

Water Polo Jokes,  
    
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when you deepthroat his entire  & balls while swallowin his nut as he convulses, now he won't stop textin u
when you deepthroat his entire & balls while swallowin his nut as he convulses, now he won't stop textin u

Memes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  Chicks Be Like,  
    
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when she suck your  but  got some teeth.
when she suck your but got some teeth.

Memes,  
    
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do you like kleenex?

cause yo  gotta be kleenex time you bring yo  around
do you like kleenex?

cause yo gotta be kleenex time you bring yo around


Memes,  
    
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