Short Dirty Jokes To Text

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when he texts you first

i will nut on your toaster strudel
when he texts you first

i will nut on your toaster strudel


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booty pics or i'm cookin this lil
booty pics or i'm cookin this lil

Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  Animal Cruelty Jokes,  
    
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when she just started riding you 3.5 seconds ao and you already feel the nut comin

oh  lmao

oh  lmao

oh  lmao

oh  lmao
when she just started riding you 3.5 seconds ao and you already feel the nut comin

oh lmao

oh lmao

oh lmao

oh lmao


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females only fall in love when you hit it rap ..... think about it. .. w many of y'all fell in love with "condom " i'll wait
females only fall in love when you hit it rap ..... think about it. .. w many of y'all fell in love with "condom " i'll wait

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when you ready to go again but his  still on gummy worm
when you ready to go again but his still on gummy worm

Funny Quotes,  Freak Jokes,  
    
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29 Gloriously Hilarious Ways to Use the Poop Emoji
pretty clever ways to express 'poop' phrases with the poop emojji

Lol,  Emoji Memes,  Emoji Jokes,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  
    
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yes, i have a naughty mind

and u r the only one on it..
yes, i have a naughty mind

and u r the only one on it..


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A walrus is like Tupperware...they both like a tight seal.

Seal Jokes,  Walrus Jokes  
    
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hey girl, so you're into fitness?

w 'bout fitness  in your mouth?
hey girl, so you're into fitness?

w 'bout fitness in your mouth?


Funny Fitness Quotes,  Funny Fitness Sayings  
    
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The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.

Food Humor,  Jokes Movies,  
    
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What's the difference between a 69 and being mugged?

With a 69 at least you can see the cunt creeping up on you!


Stealing Jokes,  
    
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my vibrator and i are looking for a third.
my vibrator and i are looking for a third.

Funny Ecards,  Vibrator Jokes,  
    
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Q: How are broccoli and anal sex similar?

A: If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult.


Broccoli Jokes,  Filthy Short Jokes  
    
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