Short Funny Jokes

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I would tell ya a butter joke, but you'd just spread it
I would tell ya a butter joke, but you'd just spread it

Butter Puns,  Silly Jokes,  
    
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w do you give a hillbilly a circision?

you kick his sister in the jaw.
w do you give a hillbilly a circision?

you kick his sister in the jaw.


Hillbilly Insults,  
    
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Grumpy cat says

Its Tuesday but it still feels like Monday!
Grumpy cat says

Its Tuesday but it still feels like Monday!


Funny Grumpy Cat,  Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Funny Monday Jokes,  
    
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I'd love to stick around. 

But I really

Mustache
I'd love to stick around.

But I really

Mustache


Mustache Puns,  Funny Mustache Sayings,  Silly Jokes,  
    
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We are peas in a pod

Only there are a lot more than 3
We are peas in a pod

Only there are a lot more than 3


Pea Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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Happy birthday

Dad
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Shauna: Happy 25th Birthday
Happy birthday

Dad


Dad Birthday Jokes,  Funny Dog Memes,  
    
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I went out and bought some kit at the hardware store to test for the radon. I put it in my cellar for, like, two days, and then I mailed it back to the lab. They sent me a letter that said, 'Get the hell outta there.' It didn't come normal U.S. mail -- some guy in a spacesuit chucked a brick through my window.
I went out and bought some kit at the hardware store to test for the radon. I put it in my cellar for, like, two days, and then I mailed it back to the lab. They sent me a letter that said, 'Get the hell outta there.' It didn't come normal U.S. mail -- some guy in a spacesuit chucked a brick through my window.

Radon Jokes,  Nerdy Jokes,  
    
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I'm not saying it's illuminati

But it's illuminati
I'm not saying it's illuminati

But it's illuminati


Illuminati Jokes,  Alien Guy Meme,  Funny Meme Jokes,  
    
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after you suck my
after you suck my

Memes,  
    
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Don't worry about having enough money after retirement. You only need a lot of money if you plan on living a long time.
Don't worry about having enough money after retirement. You only need a lot of money if you plan on living a long time.

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Funny Retirement Quotes,  
    
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What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?

I can't deal with you anymore
What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?

I can't deal with you anymore


Poker Puns,  Jokes About Cards,  
    
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Yea, I lost your number.

I lost it when I hit delete.
Yea, I lost your number.

I lost it when I hit delete.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Diss Quotes,  Funny Insult Jokes,  
    
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If I had a nickel for every time you got on my nerves...

...I'd have a sock full of nickels to hit you with.
If I had a nickel for every time you got on my nerves...

...I'd have a sock full of nickels to hit you with.


Nickel Jokes,  Life Humor,  Jokes Humor,  
    
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Daycare

Not for the weak
Daycare

Not for the weak


Daycare Jokes,  Funny Kid Pictures,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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Oh, you used your last skip?

Time to play the worst song on Earth
Oh, you used your last skip?

Time to play the worst song on Earth


Pandora Jokes,  Music Meme,  Latest Best Jokes,  
    
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