Short Funny One Liners

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underwater archaeologists do it deeper. and under pressure.
underwater archaeologists do it deeper. and under pressure.

Archaeologist Jokes,  Short Puns,  
    
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New Mexico: its not new, and its not Mexico.
New Mexico: its not new, and its not Mexico.

New Mexico Jokes,  Silly Quotes,  
    
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When people from different states want you but no one from your own state does
When people from different states want you but no one from your own state does

Memes,  Online Dating Memes,  Funny Thoughts,  
    
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oops, we bought champagne instead of milk again!
oops, we bought champagne instead of milk again!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Alcohol Sayings,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  
    
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i am trying to wake up this drunk tomorrow
i am trying to wake up this drunk tomorrow

Memes,  Drunk Humor,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti
Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti

Funny Quotes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  Funny Girly Quotes,  
    
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"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt."
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt."

Funny Spring Sayings,  Images Of Funny Quotes,  
    
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thick thighs is a  of a drug
thick thighs is a of a drug

Accident Jokes,  Sexy Humor,  Funny Drug Jokes,  
    
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Still a little pissed I can't fly or set things on fire with my mind
Still a little pissed I can't fly or set things on fire with my mind

Funny Quotes,  Funny One Liner,  Silly Quotes,  
    
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Farewell is for hippies, if you're gonna leave then you say goodbye.
Farewell is for hippies, if you're gonna leave then you say goodbye.

Funny Farewell Sayings,  Hippie Jokes,  Goodbye Jokes,  
    
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Please take care of my dead or non-existent plants while I'm gone.
Please take care of my dead or non-existent plants while I'm gone.

Funny Farewell Sayings,  Travel Humor,  
    
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When people ask for candy, I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like.
When people ask for candy, I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like.

Funny Candy Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations
The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations

Funny Jokes,  Language Jokes,  Jokes About Languages,  
    
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update: i still do not trust es.
update: i still do not trust es.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken gl and feel the same way
why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken gl and feel the same way

Funny Jokes,  Weight Humor,  Funny Weight Loss Quotes,  
    
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