Short Funny Puns

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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang

Then it hit me
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang

Then it hit me


Boomerang Jokes,  Really Silly Jokes,  
    
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Butter Puns,  Silly Puns,  
    
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No techie is a good cook, their job stops at the apron.
No techie is a good cook, their job stops at the apron.

Theatre Puns,  Cooking Jokes,  Silly Puns,  
    
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I support farming.

In fact, you could call me
I support farming.

In fact, you could call me


Farming Puns,  Math Puns,  
    
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What do you call geese on a porch?

Portuguese
What do you call geese on a porch?

Portuguese


Goose Puns,  Portugal Jokes,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  
    
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Do you even lift bro?
Do you even lift bro?

Snowboarding Puns,  Very Funny Images,  Do You Even Lift (theme),  
    
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Sewcialist (soh-shuh-list) n. -

One who would just rather be sewing... all the time.
Sewcialist (soh-shuh-list) n. -

One who would just rather be sewing... all the time.


Sewing Puns,  Definition Jokes,  Puns Of The Day,  
    
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I consider myself a

Beginning Quilter

... I like to begin projects but I can't seem to finish them!
I consider myself a

Beginning Quilter

... I like to begin projects but I can't seem to finish them!


Sewing Puns,  Best Humorous Jokes,  
    
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I'm working on my PhD

(Projects Half Done)

In sewing
I'm working on my PhD

(Projects Half Done)

In sewing


Sewing Puns,  Doctor Puns,  
    
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Its a fact that tall people sleep longer in bed.
Its a fact that tall people sleep longer in bed.

Tall People Insults,  Bed Joke,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  
    
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Who wears the biggest hat in the army? The one with the biggest head.
Who wears the biggest hat in the army? The one with the biggest head.

Army Jokes,  Hat Puns,  
    
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Why cant I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Why cant I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.

Tennis Puns,  Hilarious One Liners,  
    
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Archaeobotanists do it for the love of the seed.
Archaeobotanists do it for the love of the seed.

Archaeologist Jokes,  The Best One Liners,  
    
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