Short Funny Quotes

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I'd rather face death 1000 times

Than stand in the kitchen & do dishes
I'd rather face death 1000 times

Than stand in the kitchen & do dishes


Houdini Jokes,  Funny Death Quotes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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A Bikers Code

It's hard to be humble when you ride the best!
A Bikers Code

It's hard to be humble when you ride the best!


Biker Jokes One Liners,  Funny Biker Sayings,  Motorcycle Jokes,  
    
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All archaeology research is groundbreaking.
All archaeology research is groundbreaking.

Archaeologist Jokes,  One Liner Funny Jokes,  
    
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archaeologists are like rabbits, they dig les and f**k within the group
archaeologists are like rabbits, they dig les and f**k within the group

Archaeologist Jokes,  Rabbit Jokes,  
    
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Lawyer - A person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
Lawyer - A person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

Best Lawyer Quotes,  Writing Jokes,  Funny Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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I plan my outfit based on how much food I plan on eating
I plan my outfit based on how much food I plan on eating

Funny Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  Funny Food Quotes,  
    
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Campers have 'smore fun!
Campers have 'smore fun!

Funny Camping Quotes,  Food Humor,  Funny Food Quotes,  
    
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Short people are oppressed, they're always getting overlooked.
Short people are oppressed, they're always getting overlooked.

Short People Jokes,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Met a girl and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet. These taser guns are worth the money.
Met a girl and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet. These taser guns are worth the money.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Love Quotes,  Stupid Funny Quotes,  
    
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Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair.
Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair.

Funny Jokes,  Diet Humor,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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My girlfriend didn't like my beard

But it grew on me
My girlfriend didn't like my beard

But it grew on me


Memes,  Beard Jokes,  Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.
I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Memes,  Funny One Liner,  
    
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I'm always in a rush to get home so I can do absolutely nothing.
I'm always in a rush to get home so I can do absolutely nothing.

Funny Quotes,  Home Jokes,  Short One Liners,  
    
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i accept apologies in the form of cupcakes, cash or .
i accept apologies in the form of cupcakes, cash or .

Funny Quotes,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Funny Quotes,  Crazy Jokes,  
    
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