Short Funny Thoughts

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when she effortlessly necks your entire meat, now you're wondering if her throat is long or if your meat is srt.
when she effortlessly necks your entire meat, now you're wondering if her throat is long or if your meat is srt.

Memes,  
    
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What's on your mind?

If Snickers commercials say you're not you when you're hungry, but I'm always hungry, who am I then?
What's on your mind?

If Snickers commercials say you're not you when you're hungry, but I'm always hungry, who am I then?


Memes,  Snickers Jokes,  
    
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When Verizon keep texting your girl about her data but then you realize she got T-mobile

Oh Naw
When Verizon keep texting your girl about her data but then you realize she got T-mobile

Oh Naw


Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  Cheating Humor,  
    
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my fat  tught these was the glazed mini donuts from dunkin' donuts
my fat tught these was the glazed mini donuts from dunkin' donuts

Memes,  Donut Jokes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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When food the only thing in your life that hasn't done you wrong.
When food the only thing in your life that hasn't done you wrong.

Memes,  Food Meme,  Rihanna Funny,  
    
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I wish somebody would look at me the way this kid is looking at that cake
I wish somebody would look at me the way this kid is looking at that cake

Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  Funny Cake Jokes,  
    
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Waiting for a UPS delivery at home all day long. Hear a loud engine and get excitied.

It's Fedex.
Waiting for a UPS delivery at home all day long. Hear a loud engine and get excitied.

It's Fedex.


Fedex Jokes,  Mail Jokes,  
    
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If I had amnesia 

How would I know?
If I had amnesia

How would I know?


Amnesia Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  Funny Question Jokes,  
    
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i'd like to apologize to all of my friends for being a bad influence. i'd like to but i'm not going to because i'm a  good time.
i'd like to apologize to all of my friends for being a bad influence. i'd like to but i'm not going to because i'm a good time.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Friendship Thoughts,  
    
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I sure wish they would change my water!
I sure wish they would change my water!

Dirty Fish Jokes,  Cartoon Humor,  
    
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Every time I see a dead possum in the road, I think, "Or is it?"
Every time I see a dead possum in the road, I think, "Or is it?"

Possum Jokes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Dead Animal Jokes,  
    
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I will google your prescription bottle if you leave it out
I will google your prescription bottle if you leave it out

Funny Quotes,  One Liners Humor,  Short Silly Jokes,  
    
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Not sure if the teletubbies

Were boys or girls
Not sure if the teletubbies

Were boys or girls


Teletubbies Memes,  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  
    
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every think ', i'm good', in the middle of a makeout session?
every think ', i'm good', in the middle of a makeout session?

Make Out Jokes,  Funny Thought For The Day,  
    
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I should get a passport
I should get a passport

Passport Jokes,  I Should Buy A Boat Cat,  
    
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