Short Guy Jokes

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Told this girl I was 6'0 & I'm supposed to meet her tomorrow. I'm 5'3 lmaooooo
Told this girl I was 6'0 & I'm supposed to meet her tomorrow. I'm 5'3 lmaooooo

Meme,  Savage Meme,  First Date Jokes,  
    
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You're allowed to spray a man with raid if he's under 5'11

Does this mean we can use elephant rifles on girls more than 200lbs

Here we go...
You're allowed to spray a man with raid if he's under 5'11

Does this mean we can use elephant rifles on girls more than 200lbs

Here we go...


Memes,  Roasting Jokes,  Fat Girl Jokes,  
    
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Why are men like this
Why are men like this

Memes,  Funny Baseball Images,  Athlete Jokes,  
    
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Me: God please send me a good man

God: *sends one*

Me: Eww not this one, he's 5'9

God:
Me: God please send me a good man

God: *sends one*

Me: Eww not this one, he's 5'9

God:


Memes,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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When a 5'6 guy says "you know you're gonna be mine right?"
When a 5'6 guy says "you know you're gonna be mine right?"

Memes,  Nicki Minaj Memes,  
    
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How girls see 6ft 2 and 5ft 9
How girls see 6ft 2 and 5ft 9

Memes,  Women Jokes For Men,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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I remember my first long-distance relationship too
I remember my first long-distance relationship too

Memes,  Funny Long Distance Relationship Quotes,  Funny Couple Images,  
    
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When she wont date short dudes
When she wont date short dudes

Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures,  Dachshund Jokes,  
    
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Increase Your Height.
Increase Your Height.

Short Person Jokes,  Make Out Jokes,  
    
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When she says she only dates guys that are 5' 11"
When she says she only dates guys that are 5' 11"

Memes,  Dating Jokes,  Dating Humor,  
    
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When you have to tiptoe in a 5ft pool, or else you'll drown.
When you have to tiptoe in a 5ft pool, or else you'll drown.

Funny Quotes,  Short Person Jokes,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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being the srt guy 

sometimes it works out
being the srt guy

sometimes it works out


Short Man Jokes,  Short Person Joke,  
    
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Having to find the nearest curb or inclined ground to have your boyfriend stand on when you kiss.
Having to find the nearest curb or inclined ground to have your boyfriend stand on when you kiss.

Tall Girl Problems,  Kissing Jokes,  Tall Women Jokes,  
    
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When she say she like tall guys

And you only 5'8
When she say she like tall guys

And you only 5'8


Tall Jokes For Short People,  Short Man Jokes,  
    
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They laughed when I was only 5 feet tall!!

I laughed when they were 6 feet under.
They laughed when I was only 5 feet tall!!

I laughed when they were 6 feet under.


Tall Jokes For Short People,  Short Person Joke,  
    
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