Short Husband Jokes

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when your husband asks for a sexy pic but you gotta remind him the mortgage isn't paid yet this month
when your husband asks for a sexy pic but you gotta remind him the mortgage isn't paid yet this month

Memes,  
    
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Your husband will always be your biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision...
Your husband will always be your biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision...

Funny Quotes,  Best Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Keep calm

And hug your thoughtful husband
Keep calm

And hug your thoughtful husband


Meme,  Keep Calm Meme,  New Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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A husband is someone who, after taking out the trash, gives the impression he just cleaned the entire house.
A husband is someone who, after taking out the trash, gives the impression he just cleaned the entire house.

Funny Ecards,  Husband Bashing Jokes,  
    
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I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye.

Oh, really? What's it? 

Many years ago, a husband said to his wife, "I'm leaving u!" & the wife said: Good, Bye!
I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye.

Oh, really? What's it?

Many years ago, a husband said to his wife, "I'm leaving u!" & the wife said: Good, Bye!


Funny Jokes,  Santabanta,  
    
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"How can you say I'm not sensitive? I cried during the Super Bowl!"
"How can you say I'm not sensitive? I cried during the Super Bowl!"

Funny Jokes,  Funny Men Quotes,  
    
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i'm not absolutely certain yet 

but i'm staring to think my husband masturbates
i'm not absolutely certain yet

but i'm staring to think my husband masturbates


Funny Pictures,  Masturbation Jokes,  
    
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"I put a treadmill in front of his grill. He spends a lot of time grilling, so he might as well get in shape."
"I put a treadmill in front of his grill. He spends a lot of time grilling, so he might as well get in shape."

Funny Pictures,  Man And Wife Jokes,  
    
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"You're an idiot'

'I'm your idiot.'

'FOREVEERR!'
"You're an idiot'

'I'm your idiot.'

'FOREVEERR!'


Memes,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  Idiot Jokes,  
    
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I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me and brings me back to my real life. Awesome.
I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me and brings me back to my real life. Awesome.

Real Life Jokes,  Book Humor,  Wife Ecards,  
    
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My husband doesn't always travel

But when he does I get my period and the kids get sick
My husband doesn't always travel

But when he does I get my period and the kids get sick


Best Sick Jokes,  Most Interesting Man In The World Meme (theme),  Air Travel Jokes,  
    
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Yes, Dan, I know the doctor said you should get plenty of rest to get rid of your cold..But that was nine years ago!
Yes, Dan, I know the doctor said you should get plenty of rest to get rid of your cold..But that was nine years ago!

Best Sick Jokes,  Sick Husband Jokes,  
    
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"just relax baby so i can break your freaking neck!"
"just relax baby so i can break your freaking neck!"

Husband Jokes One Liners,  Relationship Ecards  
    
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Husband's company doing a charity auction

Why can't poor people help themselves?
Husband's company doing a charity auction

Why can't poor people help themselves?


Auction Jokes,  Charity Jokes,  Poor People Jokes  
    
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For big dog or small husband
For big dog or small husband

Images Of Funny Signs,  Funny Silly Quotes  
    
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