Short Jokes For Facebook Status

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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Halloween Ecards,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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Memes,  Facebook Picture Fails,  Comedy Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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When somebody comment on my post then @ me 5 seconds later

I seen't it
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@UrGemini: When you think ion see you tryna leave da house wit dem grey sweat pants on!!! โœ‹๐Ÿ™…โœ‹๐Ÿ™…โœ‹
When you think ion see you tryna leave da house wit dem grey sweat pants on!!! โœ‹๐Ÿ™…โœ‹๐Ÿ™…โœ‹

When somebody comment on my post then @ me 5 seconds later

I seen't it


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That annoying moment when two people decide to start a conversation on your Facebook status.
That annoying moment when two people decide to start a conversation on your Facebook status.

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When people comment their own status, it's like calling your cell from your home phone to talk to yourself.
When people comment their own status, it's like calling your cell from your home phone to talk to yourself.


Relatable Posts,  Facebook Jokes Status,  
    
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black people are like sperm. only one in a million actually works. ~ dr.
black people are like sperm. only one in a million actually works. ~ dr.

Funny Jokes,  Racist Jokes Black People,  
    
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Wanting to like your friend's awesome Facebook status but their grandma already liked and commented on it.
Wanting to like your friend's awesome Facebook status but their grandma already liked and commented on it.

Relatable Posts,  Facebook Funny,  
    
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Y U add me on Facebook but no talk to me in school?
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Y U add me on Facebook but no talk to me in school?


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facebook really needs a "pee on someone's wall" option.
facebook really needs a "pee on someone's wall" option.

Funny Ecards,  Cool Disses,  
    
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Sometimes I only shave one leg so when I lie down it feels like I'm laying next to a man.
Sometimes I only shave one leg so when I lie down it feels like I'm laying next to a man.

Funny Pictures,  Single Jokes,  Funny Statuses,  
    
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#You #are #ridiculous #with #your #annoying #and #unnecessary #use #of #hashtags.
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Faitji: #Hash #fuckin #Tags #are # so #annoying
Faitji: #Hash #fuckin #TAGS
#You #are #ridiculous #with #your #annoying #and #unnecessary #use #of #hashtags.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Internet Quotes,  Funny Status Sayings  
    
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If one more person 

Uses me to guilt someone into pressing "Like".
If one more person

Uses me to guilt someone into pressing "Like".


Memes,  Funny Jesus Sayings,  Funny Religious Quotes  
    
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Hey Jesus! Can you do me a favor? 

Yes! Sure! 

When I die...

Yes? 

Can you update my Facebook status to say, "Relaxing with Jesus?"
Hey Jesus! Can you do me a favor?

Yes! Sure!

When I die...

Yes?

Can you update my Facebook status to say, "Relaxing with Jesus?"


Funny Jokes,  Text Messages Jokes,  Funny Christian Sayings  
    
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i was going to go get grand theft auto 5 but i only found grand theft auto v so i left :(

you've got to be the dumbest  ever. that's all i added you for. to tell you that.
i was going to go get grand theft auto 5 but i only found grand theft auto v so i left :(

you've got to be the dumbest ever. that's all i added you for. to tell you that.


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Crazy how nature make dat

You are literally too stupid to insult.
Crazy how nature make dat

You are literally too stupid to insult.


Memes,  Best Facebook Fails,  Facebook Fails,  
    
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