Short Man Jokes

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Tell a woman you're under 6 ft ... she start imagining stuff like this ...
Tell a woman you're under 6 ft ... she start imagining stuff like this ...

Memes,  Midget Jokes One Liners,  
    
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People dont believe you when you tell them your age because they think you are younger
People dont believe you when you tell them your age because they think you are younger

Short Person Jokes,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend.
Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend.

Short Person Jokes,  Jokes About Short People,  Short Party Jokes,  
    
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I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!
I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!

Midget Insults,  Midget Jokes,  Short Puns,  
    
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when a midget smokes 

does he get high, or medium?
when a midget smokes

does he get high, or medium?


Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  Short People Puns,  
    
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"Let's get this straight-who's paying who protection money?"
"Let's get this straight-who's paying who protection money?"

Mobster Jokes,  Short Person Joke,  
    
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Short people problem #51

Constantly being reminded of how short you are
Short people problem #51

Constantly being reminded of how short you are


Short People Problems,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
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Kevin Hart Meme,  Shaq Funny,  
    
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yes, i am srt.

do not ever pat my head.

i am not 3, i will  you up.
yes, i am srt.

do not ever pat my head.

i am not 3, i will you up.


Short People Jokes,  Funny Short Joke,  
    
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i don't always hate being srt

but when i do, it's because the bottoms of my pants are ing wet
i don't always hate being srt

but when i do, it's because the bottoms of my pants are ing wet


Pants Jokes,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  
    
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This is not a good perspective to argue from.
This is not a good perspective to argue from.

Principal Jokes,  Short Person Joke,  
    
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I don't mind midgets 

They short change me, ther'e short tempered and they short the stick market
I don't mind midgets

They short change me, ther'e short tempered and they short the stick market


I Dont Always Meme,  Midget Jokes One Liners,  
    
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srt man w dance with tall women 

get bust in mouth
srt man w dance with tall women

get bust in mouth


Confucius Says Jokes,  Confucius Jokes,  
    
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being the srt guy 

sometimes it works out
being the srt guy

sometimes it works out


Short Guy Jokes,  Short Person Joke,  
    
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Dancing with short guys be like...
Dancing with short guys be like...

Short Person Jokes,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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