Short Marriage Jokes

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Marrying a chick with kids

Is like buying a dented Lexus
Marrying a chick with kids

Is like buying a dented Lexus


Lexus Jokes,  Jokes About Women,  Street Fighter Jokes,  
    
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Two antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
Two antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.

Engineering Puns,  Best Science Jokes,  Corny Humor,  
    
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Best wishes on your arranged marriage and may you arrange to get out of this horrifying situation as soon as possible.
Best wishes on your arranged marriage and may you arrange to get out of this horrifying situation as soon as possible.

Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Funny Marriage Wishes,  
    
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Nothing says well ordered like an arranged marriage.
Nothing says well ordered like an arranged marriage.

Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Funny Wedding Jokes,  Funny Marriage Quotes,  
    
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Whenever I go on a date with someone I met online, I really long for the days of arranged marriage.
Whenever I go on a date with someone I met online, I really long for the days of arranged marriage.

Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Online Dating Jokes,  
    
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with the children all off to college, gwen has been told this was the time to focus on gus and rekindle their romance.
with the children all off to college, gwen has been told this was the time to focus on gus and rekindle their romance.

Funny Marriage Jokes,  Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  Adult Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Just married for tax purposes
Just married for tax purposes

Bad Marriage Jokes,  Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  
    
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"well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."
"well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

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When you waited till marriage and the reception is almost done
When you waited till marriage and the reception is almost done

Memes,  Steph Curry Meme,  
    
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Married life

1 2

Can u guess which one is the wife?
Married life

1 2

Can u guess which one is the wife?


Memes,  Good Wife Jokes,  
    
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wever invented marriage was creepy as . like, hey you, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave.
wever invented marriage was creepy as . like, hey you, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Marriage Quotes,  Creeper Meme,  
    
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I don't think I'll get married again.

I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
I don't think I'll get married again.

I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.


Funny Marriage Quotes,  Lewis Grizzard Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Women  
    
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Walter, what exactly is marriage to you?

It's like drinking a slurpy
Walter, what exactly is marriage to you?

It's like drinking a slurpy


Memes,  Entertainment,  
    
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When I propose to my white chick
When I propose to my white chick

Memes,  Engagement Jokes,  
    
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My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song.
My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song.

Memes,  Marriage Joke,  
    
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