Short People Insults

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''It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.''
''It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.''

Short People Jokes One Liners,  Tall People Insults,  
    
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"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."
"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."

Short Person Joke,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
67%

Even short people can find happiness.

It's not out of reach
Even short people can find happiness.

It's not out of reach


Funny Happiness Quotes,  Happiness Jokes,  Short People Puns,  
    
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Moooo!

Mmoooo!

Mooo!

Mooo!

Mmoooo!

Mmoooo!
Moooo!

Mmoooo!

Mooo!

Mooo!

Mmoooo!

Mmoooo!


Funny Happiness Quotes,  Happiness Jokes,  Short People Puns,  
    
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Did you hear about the midget fight last night?

It was a short fight
Did you hear about the midget fight last night?

It was a short fight


Short People Puns,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Midget Insults,  
    
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You're almost tall enough to be taken seriously
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Fire: Kay kay
Kaitlynn: Freckles
gage baker: deez nuts
You're almost tall enough to be taken seriously

Tall Jokes For Short People,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
20%

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"I have to look up to talk to you!" Get a stool, shrimp.
KAPPITS (1)
So short๐Ÿ˜‚: Grow josie ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿœ
"I have to look up to talk to you!" Get a stool, shrimp.

Jokes For Tall People,  Tall Jokes Comebacks,  
    
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Please tell Nick Saban

You have to be this tall to coach a team with a T
Please tell Nick Saban

You have to be this tall to coach a team with a T


Tennessee Volunteers Jokes,  Diss Jokes,  
    
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Yao Ming: 7'6

Shaquille O'Neal: 7'0

Kevin Hart: Shorter than the minions
Yao Ming: 7'6

Shaquille O'Neal: 7'0

Kevin Hart: Shorter than the minions


Memes,  Minion Jokes,  Omg Lol,  
    
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. you're srt because your dad tried to pull out. the rest of your height landed on the sheets.
. you're srt because your dad tried to pull out. the rest of your height landed on the sheets.

Funny Jokes,  Lmao Jokes,  
    
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dudes be 5'7" talkin bout "i love srt girls' , stfu you are a srt girl
dudes be 5'7" talkin bout "i love srt girls' , stfu you are a srt girl

Funny Jokes,  Short Guy Jokes,  
    
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When I accidentally make eye contact with a short guy

*Whatchu lookin'at lil girl*
When I accidentally make eye contact with a short guy

*Whatchu lookin'at lil girl*


Funny Jokes,  Short Guy Jokes,  
    
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"You dont look your age"

"You so short"

"Your forehead big"

Oh what you do want me to do
"You dont look your age"

"You so short"

"Your forehead big"

Oh what you do want me to do


Funny Quotes,  Funny Insulting Quotes,  
    
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Her: How tall are you?

You: 5'......

Her:
Her: How tall are you?

You: 5'......

Her:


Memes,  North West Meme,  
    
100%




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