Short People Jokes One Liners

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''It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.''
''It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.''

Short People Insults,  Tall People Insults,  
    
-200%

When your friends look up in the air over your head and go "where's ___?"
When your friends look up in the air over your head and go "where's ___?"

Short Person Joke,  Short People Jokes,  
    
33%

When you take pictures with tall people and they bend their knees
When you take pictures with tall people and they bend their knees

Short Person Jokes,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
0%

Wanting to kiss someone spontaneously but not being able to reach their lips.
Wanting to kiss someone spontaneously but not being able to reach their lips.

Short Person Joke,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
100%

Oversized sweaters and shirts go down to your knees
Oversized sweaters and shirts go down to your knees

Short Person Joke,  Short People Problems,  
    
0%

Your awkward attempt to hug someone with your arms around their shoulders and it just ends up being an awkward hot mess
Your awkward attempt to hug someone with your arms around their shoulders and it just ends up being an awkward hot mess

Awkward Moment Jokes,  That Awkward Moment Jokes (theme),  Short Person Jokes,  
    
100%

When people know you as the short one
When people know you as the short one

Short Person Joke,  Short People Problems,  
    
100%

People dont believe you when you tell them your age because they think you are younger
People dont believe you when you tell them your age because they think you are younger

Short Person Jokes,  Short Man Jokes,  
    
0%

When she say she only like tall guys And you only 5'8
When she say she only like tall guys

And you only 5'8

Short Person Jokes,  Dating Fail,  
    
-200%

Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend.
Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend.

Short Person Jokes,  Jokes About Short People,  Short Party Jokes,  
    
0%

"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."
"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."

Short Person Joke,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
75%

Only a handful of people are this small.
Only a handful of people are this small.

Short People Puns,  Short Person Jokes,  
    
0%

Midgets just aren't on the up and up.
Midgets just aren't on the up and up.

Short People Puns,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
0%

get your midget off my beach.....
get your midget

off my beach.....

Midget Insults,  Short Person Jokes,  
    
-100%

When you are too short at the pool..
KAPPITS (3)
Short kid😂: Short kid😂
Sooooo short: Megan when trying to swim
Short%20ppl: Short person
When you are too short at the pool..

Memes,  Pool Jokes,  
    
-50%




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