Short People Puns

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Someone said, when a short person
Someone said, when a short person

Memes,  Short Person Joke,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
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Someone said when a short person waves at you, it's called microwave.
Someone said when a short person waves at you, it's called microwave.

Memes,  Jokes About Short People,  Microwave Jokes,  
    
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Only a handful of people are this small.
Only a handful of people are this small.

Short Person Jokes,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Midgets just aren't on the up and up.
Midgets just aren't on the up and up.

Short People Jokes One Liners,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
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Even short people can find happiness.

It's not out of reach
Even short people can find happiness.

It's not out of reach


Funny Happiness Quotes,  Happiness Jokes,  
    
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Midget jokes are very be-littling.
Midget jokes are very be-littling.

Funny Midget Jokes,  Midget Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''It came to $21.45. You only gave me a 20. I'm afraid you're a little short.''
''It came to $21.45. You only gave me a 20. I'm afraid you're a little short.''

Short Puns,  Short Person Joke,  
    
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Moooo!

Mmoooo!

Mooo!

Mooo!

Mmoooo!

Mmoooo!
Moooo!

Mmoooo!

Mooo!

Mooo!

Mmoooo!

Mmoooo!


Funny Happiness Quotes,  Happiness Jokes,  
    
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Most midgets get a miniscule education
Most midgets get a miniscule education

Best Midget Jokes,  Funny Midget Jokes,  
    
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Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.
Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.

Midget Insults,  Funny Midget Jokes,  Midget Jokes,  
    
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when a midget smokes 

does he get high, or medium?
when a midget smokes

does he get high, or medium?


Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  Short Man Jokes,  
    
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Midgets are like

People mcnuggets
Midgets are like

People mcnuggets


Midget Insults,  Mcdonald Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the midget fight last night?

It was a short fight
Did you hear about the midget fight last night?

It was a short fight


Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Midget Insults,  
    
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I have a feeling

This is going to be a short fight
I have a feeling

This is going to be a short fight


Midget Jokes One Liners,  Hood Fights,  
    
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I'm fed up with being so short.

You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.
I'm fed up with being so short.

You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.


Short Person Joke,  Patient Jokes  
    
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