Short Person Joke

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sometimes i just lie here and think about w lady gaga is only 5'1"

is this what i ing look like to other people? i'm embared
sometimes i just lie here and think about w lady gaga is only 5'1"

is this what i ing look like to other people? i'm embared


Memes,  Funny Jokes About Lady Gaga,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
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I hate when ppl say "you sit so close to the steering wheel" like yes I'm 5'2 what do u want from me
I hate when ppl say "you sit so close to the steering wheel" like yes I'm 5'2 what do u want from me

Memes,  Short People Problems,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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Someone said, when a short person
Someone said, when a short person

Memes,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
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'be the bigger person'

first of all I'm 5'2
'be the bigger person'

first of all I'm 5'2


Memes,  First Of All Meme,  
    
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When your friends look up in the air over your head and go "where's ___?"
When your friends look up in the air over your head and go "where's ___?"

Short People Jokes One Liners,  Short People Jokes,  
    
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Wanting to kiss someone spontaneously but not being able to reach their lips.
Wanting to kiss someone spontaneously but not being able to reach their lips.

Short People Jokes One Liners,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
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Oversized sweaters and shirts go down to your knees
Oversized sweaters and shirts go down to your knees

Short People Jokes One Liners,  Short People Problems,  
    
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When people know you as the short one
When people know you as the short one

Short People Jokes One Liners,  Short People Problems,  
    
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"Where are your parents?"
"Where are your parents?"

Short People Problems,  Short People Jokes,  
    
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"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."
"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."

Short People Jokes One Liners,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
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''It came to $21.45. You only gave me a 20. I'm afraid you're a little short.''
''It came to $21.45. You only gave me a 20. I'm afraid you're a little short.''

Short People Puns,  Short Puns,  
    
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Most midgets get a miniscule education
Most midgets get a miniscule education

Best Midget Jokes,  Funny Midget Jokes,  Short People Puns,  
    
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Midgets are like

People mcnuggets
Midgets are like

People mcnuggets


Midget Insults,  Mcdonald Jokes,  Short People Puns,  
    
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when do you kick a midget in the balls?

when he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
when do you kick a midget in the balls?

when he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice


Midget Insults,  Will Ferrell Jokes,  Will Ferrell Memes,  
    
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"Let's get this straight-who's paying who protection money?"
"Let's get this straight-who's paying who protection money?"

Mobster Jokes,  Short Man Jokes,  
    
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