Short Person Joke

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When your friends look up in the air over your head and go "where's ___?"
When your friends look up in the air over your head and go "where's ___?"

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When people know you as the short one
When people know you as the short one

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Oversized sweaters and shirts go down to your knees
Oversized sweaters and shirts go down to your knees

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Wanting to kiss someone spontaneously but not being able to reach their lips.
Wanting to kiss someone spontaneously but not being able to reach their lips.

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"Where are your parents?"
"Where are your parents?"

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"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."
"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."

Short People Jokes One Liners,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
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Most midgets get a miniscule education
Most midgets get a miniscule education

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''It came to $21.45. You only gave me a 20. I'm afraid you're a little short.''
''It came to $21.45. You only gave me a 20. I'm afraid you're a little short.''

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Midgets are like

People mcnuggets
Midgets are like

People mcnuggets


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when do you kick a midget in the balls?

when he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
when do you kick a midget in the balls?

when he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice


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"Let's get this straight-who's paying who protection money?"
"Let's get this straight-who's paying who protection money?"

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Short people problem #51

Constantly being reminded of how short you are
Short people problem #51

Constantly being reminded of how short you are


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yes, i am srt.

do not ever pat my head.

i am not 3, i will  you up.
yes, i am srt.

do not ever pat my head.

i am not 3, i will you up.


Short Man Jokes,  Short People Jokes,  Funny Short Joke,  
    
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This is not a good perspective to argue from.
This is not a good perspective to argue from.

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I don't mind midgets 

They short change me, ther'e short tempered and they short the stick market
I don't mind midgets

They short change me, ther'e short tempered and they short the stick market


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