Short Person Jokes

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Short people

Short people everywhere
Short people

Short people everywhere


Tall Guy Problems,  Jokes About Short People,  Everywhere Meme (theme),  
    
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Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).
Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).

Tall People Insults,  God Jokes,  
    
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Your awkward attempt to hug someone with your arms around their shoulders and it just ends up being an awkward hot mess
Your awkward attempt to hug someone with your arms around their shoulders and it just ends up being an awkward hot mess

Awkward Moment Jokes,  That Awkward Moment Jokes (theme),  
    
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When you take pictures with tall people and they bend their knees
When you take pictures with tall people and they bend their knees

Short People Jokes One Liners,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
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People dont believe you when you tell them your age because they think you are younger
People dont believe you when you tell them your age because they think you are younger

Short People Jokes One Liners,  Short Man Jokes,  
    
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Your dreams of becoming a model are exactly that. Dreams
Your dreams of becoming a model are exactly that. Dreams

Model Jokes,  Short Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When she say she only like tall guys

And you only 5'8
When she say she only like tall guys

And you only 5'8


Short People Jokes One Liners,  Dating Fail,  
    
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Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend.
Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend.

Jokes About Short People,  Short Party Jokes,  
    
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Only a handful of people are this small.
Only a handful of people are this small.

Short People Puns,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Midget jokes are very be-littling.
Midget jokes are very be-littling.

Funny Midget Jokes,  Midget Jokes One Liners,  Short People Puns,  
    
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get your midget 

off my beach.....
get your midget

off my beach.....


Midget Insults,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!
I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!

Midget Insults,  Midget Jokes,  Short Puns,  
    
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I rather be tall, and called a "giant", then be short, and called a "midget".
I rather be tall, and called a "giant", then be short, and called a "midget".

Midget Insults,  Funny Midget Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the midget fight last night?

It was a short fight
Did you hear about the midget fight last night?

It was a short fight


Short People Puns,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Midget Insults,  
    
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they're not black midgets

they're nigglets you
they're not black midgets

they're nigglets you


Red Neck Jokes,  Almost Politically Correct Redneck (theme),  Midget Insults,  
    
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