Short Religious Jokes

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So God said "let there be sexy people" so he created Native americans
So God said "let there be sexy people" so he created Native americans

Native Jokes One Liners,  Funny God Quotes,  Funny Religious Quotes,  
    
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1507: Promises to god a life of celibacy 

1525: Marries a nun and consequently breaks his vow to god
1507: Promises to god a life of celibacy

1525: Marries a nun and consequently breaks his vow to god


Celibacy Jokes,  Martin Luther Jokes,  Funny History Facts,  
    
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Tolerate thy neighbor

I have not lowered my standards...I've just set more realistic goals...'
Tolerate thy neighbor

I have not lowered my standards...I've just set more realistic goals...'


Good Love Jokes,  Best Religious Jokes,  
    
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w do you make ly water?

you boil the  out of it.
w do you make ly water?

you boil the out of it.


Memes,  Holy Humor,  Funny Clever Jokes,  
    
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This bible verse always keeps me going

Lunch 11:35
This bible verse always keeps me going

Lunch 11:35


Memes,  Bible Humor,  Lunch Memes,  
    
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Soon as religious folk start losing control of their emotions they be like
Soon as religious folk start losing control of their emotions they be like

Memes,  Lmfao,  
    
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when you used to be a e

but now you're saved and and judgmental
when you used to be a e

but now you're saved and and judgmental


Memes,  Funny Before And After Pictures,  
    
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Their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. Hosea 13:16

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Their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. Hosea 13:16

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Funny Bible Verses,  Bible Humor,  
    
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i try not to get into religious debates with people

but when i do, it's because i really like to talk about chimpanzees and dinosaurs
i try not to get into religious debates with people

but when i do, it's because i really like to talk about chimpanzees and dinosaurs


I Dont Always Meme,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  
    
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i don't go to church anymore. i just read all the bible verses in selfies from  that i follow
i don't go to church anymore. i just read all the bible verses in selfies from that i follow

Funny Jokes,  Religious Jokes Offensive,  
    
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when jesus hear you praying for stupid s**t:
when jesus hear you praying for stupid s**t:

Memes,  Funny Jesus Memes,  
    
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I didn't know you had the authority to judge me

Is Jesus still hiring?
I didn't know you had the authority to judge me

Is Jesus still hiring?


Memes,  Funny Jesus Jokes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
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Please help me understand how boils and locusts are plagues but bread that tastes like cardboard isn't.
Please help me understand how boils and locusts are plagues but bread that tastes like cardboard isn't.

Funny Ecards,  Bread Jokes,  
    
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And now we play 

The waiting game
And now we play

The waiting game


Memes,  Funny Jesus Memes,  
    
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