Short Rude Jokes

 – 53 total
When he says "hey big head" and you're lowkey hurt because you know your head big af
When he says "hey big head" and you're lowkey hurt because you know your head big af

Memes,  Big Head Jokes,  
    
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 yo daddy lil .
yo daddy lil .

Memes,  
    
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Doc: Are you using any other birth control besides playing Pokemon Go all day?
Doc: Are you using any other birth control besides playing Pokemon Go all day?

Memes,  Birth Control Memes,  Doctor Meme,  
    
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Everytime I see you on my timeline :

Shut up.
Everytime I see you on my timeline :

Shut up.


Memes,  Social Media Meme,  Regina George Meme,  
    
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When ur talking and someone interrupts you
When ur talking and someone interrupts you

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Her: So when are you going to take me out

Me:
Her: So when are you going to take me out

Me:


Call Ended Meme (theme),  Side Chick Quotes,  Booty Call Jokes,  
    
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cheer up, there's no way anyone can tell that tse greasy, wirey hairs on your head actually came from your .
cheer up, there's no way anyone can tell that tse greasy, wirey hairs on your head actually came from your .

Greasy Hair Jokes,  Funny Rude Quotes,  
    
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Your engagement is a joke

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Your engagement is a joke

I guarantee it


I Guarantee It Meme,  Funny Engagement Sayings,  Funny Engagement Quotes,  
    
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And get your hair cut.

Shut up, mom!
And get your hair cut.

Shut up, mom!


Woolly Mammoth Jokes,  Hair Cut Jokes,  
    
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At the funeral

Me: What's the wifi password?
Priest: Respect the dead!
Me: Is that with a capital R?
At the funeral

Me: What's the wifi password?
Priest: Respect the dead!
Me: Is that with a capital R?


Funny Jokes,  Funeral Meme,  Funeral Jokes,  
    
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"cursing is unattractive"

,  you.
"cursing is unattractive"

, you.


Funny Jokes,  Best Rude Jokes Ever,  
    
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sometimes i just wanna comment " you pregnant again?!" on some of these chicks pics..

but i'm trying to become a better person and god won't let me into heaven like that..
sometimes i just wanna comment " you pregnant again?!" on some of these chicks pics..

but i'm trying to become a better person and god won't let me into heaven like that..


Funny Jokes,  Good Rude Jokes,  Rude One Liners,  
    
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if money is the only thing you respect you can't get mad when a  get money then  on you
if money is the only thing you respect you can't get mad when a get money then on you

Funny Quotes,  Funny Money Facts,  Funny Money Quotes,  
    
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Ladies 

Like this post if you have a boyfriend

So I can block you
Ladies

Like this post if you have a boyfriend

So I can block you


Funny Quotes,  Good Rude Jokes,  
    
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does your mom have an ig? tag her on this pic. imma try to be your new stepdad
does your mom have an ig? tag her on this pic. imma try to be your new stepdad

Funny Jokes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
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