Short Silly Jokes

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What do you call an acid with attitude???

A-mean-o-acid
What do you call an acid with attitude???

A-mean-o-acid


Memes,  Play On Word Jokes,  Funny Attitude Quotes,  
    
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Buzz him in lol

So I got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door
Buzz him in lol

So I got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door


Memes,  Insect Puns,  Bee Puns,  
    
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What did the alpaca say to his brother on the first day of school?

"Al-pac-as a lunch"
What did the alpaca say to his brother on the first day of school?

"Al-pac-as a lunch"


Alpaca Puns,  Very Funny Animal Jokes,  First Day Of School Jokes,  
    
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If bikers were helmets 

Bikers wouldnt need to wear helmets
If bikers were helmets

Bikers wouldnt need to wear helmets


Philosoraptor Memes,  Biker Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Q: Why did the blonde nurse carry around a red pen? 

A: To draw blood.
Q: Why did the blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.


Pen Puns,  Dumb Blond Jokes,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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Why do you tell an actor to break a leg?

They're already in a cast.
Why do you tell an actor to break a leg?

They're already in a cast.


Theatre Puns,  Actor Jokes,  
    
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Kim, did you hear the joke about amnesia? 

I forgot how it goes!!!
Kim, did you hear the joke about amnesia?

I forgot how it goes!!!


Amnesia Jokes,  Bad Pun Dog,  Funny Bad Jokes,  
    
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Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! 

I slapped my neon that one!
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!

I slapped my neon that one!


Neon Jokes,  Sodium Puns,  Sodium Jokes,  
    
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I wish theyd change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesnt see the point.
I wish theyd change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesnt see the point.

Tennis Puns,  Sports Humor,  Funny Tennis Quotes,  
    
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Thanks for making sure our cheese, toilet paper, and booze supplies are adequate.
Thanks for making sure our cheese, toilet paper, and booze supplies are adequate.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  Funny Thank You Ecards,  
    
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Q:

How do you fix a broken tomato?

A:

With tomato paste!
Q:

How do you fix a broken tomato?

A:

With tomato paste!


Tomato Puns,  Tomato Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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What's a volcano's favorite type of cloud?

An ash cloud!?
What's a volcano's favorite type of cloud?

An ash cloud!?


Volcano Puns,  Clouds Jokes,  Corny Jokes,  
    
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I will google your prescription bottle if you leave it out
I will google your prescription bottle if you leave it out

Funny Quotes,  One Liners Humor,  
    
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"calm down" i was calm before u said that now i wanna cke u
"calm down" i was calm before u said that now i wanna cke u

Choking Humor,  Mean Humor,  Very Funny One Liners,  
    
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I know I'm awesome but stop copying me

Thank you!
I know I'm awesome but stop copying me

Thank you!


Best Silly Jokes,  Awesome Jokes,  
    
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