Short Text Jokes

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My dad sent me this picture from Guam... 

He said: Ever seen a dog wearing sunglasses and a bucket hat while riding a water buffalo? Now you have!
My dad sent me this picture from Guam...

He said: Ever seen a dog wearing sunglasses and a bucket hat while riding a water buffalo? Now you have!


Guam Jokes,  Dog Pictures Funny,  
    
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Jesus
Truly, one of you will betray me today!

Peter
Not me, Lord, Surely?

Judas has left the group
Jesus
Truly, one of you will betray me today!

Peter
Not me, Lord, Surely?

Judas has left the group


Funny Quotes,  Jesus Memes,  Jesus Funny,  
    
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Guys: Send me a pic that's not on instagram

Girl: Send me some money that's not in my bank account, thanks
Guys: Send me a pic that's not on instagram

Girl: Send me some money that's not in my bank account, thanks


Funny Jokes,  Good Come Back Jokes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
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When a bill collector call & u take a message for yourself
When a bill collector call & u take a message for yourself

Funny Quotes,  Sms Jokes 2015,  
    
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When you write a long messaeg to bae & she replys

k
When you write a long messaeg to bae & she replys

k


Memes,  Jokes For Text Messages,  
    
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When you become very close to someone you can actually hear their voice in your head when readying their text
When you become very close to someone you can actually hear their voice in your head when readying their text

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Texting,  
    
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when someone tries to flirt with me

on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. i'm the 1 you need. 

no wtf i'm a 10
when someone tries to flirt with me

on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. i'm the 1 you need.

no wtf i'm a 10


Funny Jokes,  Flirty One Liners,  
    
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When I get a text from a contact that I deleted && I'm trying to figure out who it could be
When I get a text from a contact that I deleted && I'm trying to figure out who it could be

Memes,  Short Funny Text Jokes,  
    
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When ur texting in class but u aint tryna get caught
When ur texting in class but u aint tryna get caught

Relatable Posts,  Great Text Jokes,  
    
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Wyd?

Nothing

Soo how was your day?

Good

Number Deleted
Wyd?

Nothing

Soo how was your day?

Good

Number Deleted


Memes,  Dating,  
    
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i laugh when girls says they want a od  that's a gentleman.tf does that mean?steal your mom's purse then take u out to dinner with it?
i laugh when girls says they want a od that's a gentleman.tf does that mean?steal your mom's purse then take u out to dinner with it?

Memes,  Text Joke,  
    
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Girls these days don't remember name just area codes they be like...

Hmm idk "714" is cute but "909" sends the best good morning text...
Girls these days don't remember name just area codes they be like...

Hmm idk "714" is cute but "909" sends the best good morning text...


Memes,  Funny Quotes About Girls,  
    
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That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention in front of your parents.
That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention in front of your parents.

Relatable Posts,  Sms Jokes For Friends,  Nice Jokes For Friends,  
    
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When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, I'm the most popular person on the planet.
When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, I'm the most popular person on the planet.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Jokes And Sms,  
    
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You google a word someone just text you so you don't have to ask what it means and feel like an idiot.
You google a word someone just text you so you don't have to ask what it means and feel like an idiot.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Google Search,  Funniest Sms Jokes,  
    
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