Short Wife Jokes

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Me as a wife coming home from the "grocery store"
Me as a wife coming home from the "grocery store"

Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  Puppy Jokes,  
    
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Wife

Worries

Invited

For

Ever
Wife

Worries

Invited

For

Ever


Jokes About Marriage,  Funny Acronyms,  
    
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wife

stands for

washing, ironing, feeding, etc
wife

stands for

washing, ironing, feeding, etc


Wife Jokes,  Funny Acronyms,  
    
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My wife called right back and asked, "Did you hang up on me?

I said, "I don't know. Did it sound something like this? Click."
My wife called right back and asked, "Did you hang up on me?

I said, "I don't know. Did it sound something like this? Click."


Memes,  Jeff Dunham Jokes,  Entertainment Jokes,  
    
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No one ignores me quite the way that you do.
No one ignores me quite the way that you do.

Funny Ecards,  Wife Ecards,  Clean Wife Jokes,  
    
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If you haven't RSVP'd yet there will be no cake for you.

Or a seat. Or a meal. See the pattern here?
If you haven't RSVP'd yet there will be no cake for you.

Or a seat. Or a meal. See the pattern here?


Funny Ecards,  Wife Ecards,  
    
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'M-A-N-G-A-N-I-E-L-L-O. Search Images! Ha! This guy is probably..... Oh,'

'Now I see why my wife watches True Blood.'
'M-A-N-G-A-N-I-E-L-L-O. Search Images! Ha! This guy is probably..... Oh,'

'Now I see why my wife watches True Blood.'


Funny Ecards,  Wife Ecards,  
    
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I vow to remember that you're always right, and to take the phrase 'Happy Wife, Happy Life' very seriously
I vow to remember that you're always right, and to take the phrase 'Happy Wife, Happy Life' very seriously

Funny Ecards,  Wife Ecards,  
    
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A Valentine for my darling wife!

I love you in an apron
A Valentine for my darling wife!

I love you in an apron


Funny Jokes,  Funny Valentines Day Sayings,  
    
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

- Milton Berie
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

- Milton Berie


Joke,  New Husband Jokes,  
    
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Wife starts menopause

"I bleed enough for the both of us"
Wife starts menopause

"I bleed enough for the both of us"


Memes,  Jokes About Menopause,  Angry Wife Jokes,  
    
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Wife falls asleep on me 

She won't even know Im gone.
Wife falls asleep on me

She won't even know Im gone.


Memes,  Some Good Jokes,  Great Joke  
    
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My husband asked if I wanted to go see GI Joe.

...Um, I guess.
My husband asked if I wanted to go see GI Joe.

...Um, I guess.


Channing Tatum Jokes,  Funny Wife Quotes,  Dwayne Johnson Jokes,  
    
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what if the earth orbits the sun

what if your wife orbits my
what if the earth orbits the sun

what if your wife orbits my


Funny Philosophical Quotes,  Rude Offensive Jokes,  What If Meme  
    
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I wish I could divorce my work wife.
I wish I could divorce my work wife.

Wife Ecards,  Divorce Ecards,  
    
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