Shrek Jokes

 – 45 total
"i just wanna bend you over and slurp ya bootyle till you feel like you're having a tonic seizure if that's okay with you"
"i just wanna bend you over and slurp ya bootyle till you feel like you're having a tonic seizure if that's okay with you"

Memes,  
    
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Memes,  2016 Memes,  Current Events Jokes,  
    
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what's green, slimy and smells of donkey?

shrek's .
what's green, slimy and smells of donkey?

shrek's .


Green Puns,  Movie Memes,  
    
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i ed a dragon

your argument is invalid
i ed a dragon

your argument is invalid


Dragon Jokes,  Your Argument Is Invalid (theme),  
    
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Hate when people say white people have no culture
Hate when people say white people have no culture

Memes,  White People Disses,  Omg Lol,  
    
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The new snapchat filter got you looking like Doris from Shrek
The new snapchat filter got you looking like Doris from Shrek

Memes,  Snapchat Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Funny Meme Jokes,  
    
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20 minutes into "shrekflix and chill" and he start givin you this look
20 minutes into "shrekflix and chill" and he start givin you this look

Memes,  Netflix And Chill Meme,  
    
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When a dude says his girl is over 6ft this all I imagine
When a dude says his girl is over 6ft this all I imagine

Memes,  Tall Girl Jokes,  Relationship Funny,  
    
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when you & your best friend

spot a fat  at the same time
when you & your best friend

spot a fat at the same time


Memes,  Best Friend Jokes,  Big Booty Jokes,  
    
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when you smash the first night & she says "i can't wait to see you again"
when you smash the first night & she says "i can't wait to see you again"

Memes,  Hahaha,  
    
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that moment when you sober up during sex and realize she looks like shrek and you're like whatever i love that movie
that moment when you sober up during sex and realize she looks like shrek and you're like whatever i love that movie

Funny Quotes,  
    
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when you ing her and she says sorry cause she thinks her  just ed but really it was you w just farted
when you ing her and she says sorry cause she thinks her just ed but really it was you w just farted

Memes,  Best Fart Jokes,  
    
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when you wanna smash

but you tryina let her finish venting about her ex first
when you wanna smash

but you tryina let her finish venting about her ex first


Memes,  Funny Ex Jokes,  
    
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