Sick Chat Up Lines

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I will gladly get strep throat, if that means I can make out with you.
I will gladly get strep throat, if that means I can make out with you.

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It would be worth getting deathly ill to get a sponge bath from you.
It would be worth getting deathly ill to get a sponge bath from you.

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Mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?

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Can I take you out to eat...unless you wanted me to eat you out.

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want to come over to my place and watch porn 

on my 60" flat screen mirror?
want to come over to my place and watch porn

on my 60" flat screen mirror?


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They call me Dr. Grape...The G is silent.

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Lets play circus, first sit on my face I'll guess your weight and I'll eat the difference.

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My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling.

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Just shit in my pants...Can I get in yours?


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Playing doctor is for kids...let's play gynecologist!

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Is that a TANGELA down there?

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I haven't seen my ex-wife for over ten years. Nobody else has either; I'll never tell.

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Do you know Candice?

(Candice who?)

Candice dick fit in your mouth?


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It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine

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I'm gay but you might just turn me straight.

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