Sick Disses

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For those of us that have a more twisted sense of humor, we have sick disses. I feel there is nothing wrong with telling someone to go play in traffic or ask them to let me file their nails down with a steak knife. Luckily there are other people out there that also find these things funny and these jokes are for us.

Here we have added the most popular and viral sick disses from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
u serious bro?

i pe you get explosive diarrhea in traffic
u serious bro?

i pe you get explosive diarrhea in traffic


Diarrhea Jokes,  Kevin Hart Meme,  
    
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i pe

you get cancer
i pe

you get cancer


Cancer Jokes,  Mean Disses,  
    
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that  is a  guzzling gutter  

with the crotch stains to prove it
that is a guzzling gutter

with the crotch stains to prove it


Jealous Girl Meme,  
    
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i pe you get icicles

on your pubes
i pe you get icicles

on your pubes


South Park Meme,  Eric Cartman Jokes,  
    
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i pe you step on a lego and die, you intolerable .
i pe you step on a lego and die, you intolerable .

Lego Jokes,  
    
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suck

my balls
suck

my balls


Short Joke Comebacks,  
    
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i pe you cke like a fat guy on a chicken bone.
i pe you cke like a fat guy on a chicken bone.

Ecards,  Fat Guy Jokes,  Chicken Jokes,  
    
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i pe one day you cke on all the  you talk
i pe one day you cke on all the you talk

Choking Humor,  
    
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i pe you cke 

...on a pubic hair
i pe you cke

...on a pubic hair


Grumpy Cat (theme),  
    
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do not p go

do not reproduce

just die
do not p go

do not reproduce

just die


Rude Disses,  
    
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baby you're a firework!

so just explode and die, .
baby you're a firework!

so just explode and die, .


Song Jokes,  Funny Diss Jokes,  
    
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i think i threw up a little in my mouth just thinking of you.
i think i threw up a little in my mouth just thinking of you.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Mean Quotes,  
    
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,

drink bleach.
,

drink bleach.


    
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you  must get jealous of all the  that comes out of your mouth.
you must get jealous of all the that comes out of your mouth.

Ecards,  
    
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i pe you  your pants in an socially devastating situation.
i pe you your pants in an socially devastating situation.

Funny Ecards,  
    
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