Sick Jokes One Liners

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there's nothing in this world pepto and pedialite can't cure. unless it's aids, then you're ed.
there's nothing in this world pepto and pedialite can't cure. unless it's aids, then you're ed.

Funny Aids Slogans,  Funny Health Slogans,  
    
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i'm a morning person in the same way jeffrey dahmer was a people person.
i'm a morning person in the same way jeffrey dahmer was a people person.

Jeffery Dahmer Jokes,  Dahmer Jokes,  Morning Puns,  
    
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if jeffrey dahmer was still alive, i think i'd be in a freezer by now.
if jeffrey dahmer was still alive, i think i'd be in a freezer by now.

Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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the jeffery dahmer cookbook really comes in handy when your trying to make the perfect loaf
the jeffery dahmer cookbook really comes in handy when your trying to make the perfect loaf

Dahmer Jokes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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when i said you were "the one that got away" i meant in in more of "jeffrey dahmer" sort of way.
when i said you were "the one that got away" i meant in in more of "jeffrey dahmer" sort of way.

Jeffery Dahmer Jokes,  Dahmer Jokes,  
    
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not tonight, deer, i have a headache.
not tonight, deer, i have a headache.

Memes,  Deer Jokes,  Deer Memes,  
    
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whats the difference between a pool table and a pile of dead okers? i dont have a pool table in my basement.
whats the difference between a pool table and a pile of dead okers?

i dont have a pool table in my basement.

    
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if you slam your friend playing words with friends, and you want them to play with you again, don't say, "boy that one made my swell up like a dead oker."
if you slam your friend playing words with friends, and you want them to play with you again, don't say, "boy that one made my swell up like a dead oker."

Funny Stupid Quotes,  
    
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oh! you farted......let me see if i can smell what you ate yesterday at around 3:30......cabbage and semen.... wait a sec???
oh! you farted......let me see if i can smell what you ate yesterday at around 3:30......cabbage and semen.... wait a sec???

Funny Sick Jokes,  Cabbage Jokes,  
    
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jfk asf for falling asleep when jackie phat out like this
jfk asf for falling asleep when jackie phat out like this

Memes,  John F Kennedy Jokes,  
    
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gang raping time!!!
gang raping time!!!

Teletubbies Memes,  
    
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Brace yourself Manflu has struck.
Brace yourself

Manflu has struck.

Man Flu Jokes,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  
    
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Warn2man flu is very Dangerous
Warn2man flu is very

Dangerous

Man Flu Jokes,  Dangerous Memes,  
    
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79 hours after contracting Man flu!
79 hours after contracting

Man flu!

Man Flu Jokes,  Harry Potter Meme,  
    
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woke up next to a dead oker breakfast in bed
woke up next to a dead oker

breakfast in bed

Insanity Wolf Memes,  
    
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