Sick Jokes

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I felt ok until

That kid from Guam started coughing
I felt ok until

That kid from Guam started coughing


Third World Success Kid Meme,  Guam Jokes,  
    
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it sucks having a cold but at least you don't have aids.
it sucks having a cold but at least you don't have aids.

Funny Aids Slogans,  Aids Jokes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  
    
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Where do horses go when they're sick?

Where?

The horsepital!
Where do horses go when they're sick?

Where?

The horsepital!


Horse Jokes For Kids,  Hospital Jokes,  
    
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it has four legs and one arm. what is it? 

doberman running away from a children's sandbox
it has four legs and one arm. what is it?

doberman running away from a children's sandbox


One Arm Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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Shh...it's ok. Here come lay down. By the way, my name's Jeff. Jeff Dahmer.
Shh...it's ok. Here come lay down. By the way, my name's Jeff. Jeff Dahmer.

Dahmer Jokes,  Funny Ecard,  Cannibal Jokes,  
    
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I've got a fever

And the only antidotes is more chips and mushy peas.
I've got a fever

And the only antidotes is more chips and mushy peas.


Pea Jokes,  Food Humor,  
    
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Thank you for coming to work even though you were just diagnosed with bacterial pnuemonia.
Thank you for coming to work even though you were just diagnosed with bacterial pnuemonia.

Sarcastic One Liners,  Sarcastic Jokes,  
    
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When you try and convince your mom that you're too sick for school
When you try and convince your mom that you're too sick for school

Memes,  Funny Kitten Jokes,  
    
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when a grown  man gets sick
when a grown man gets sick

Memes,  Funny Jokes List,  
    
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Cough cough

Are you coming down with a cold?

No, I'm just a little hoarse.
Cough cough

Are you coming down with a cold?

No, I'm just a little hoarse.


Funny Horse Sayings,  Funny Horse Quotes,  
    
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Hey Girl, I know your head hurts 

But if you finish your paper I'll rub it for you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear
Hey Girl, I know your head hurts

But if you finish your paper I'll rub it for you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear


Head Hurts Jokes,  Hey Girl (theme),  Hey Girl Meme,  
    
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My head

Hurts
KAPPITS (2)
The yarn: The Yarn!!
The: Yarn!!
My head

Hurts


Head Hurts Jokes,  60s Spiderman Meme (theme),  Funny Free Images,  
    
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When you call in sick and your friends from work FaceTime you
When you call in sick and your friends from work FaceTime you

Memes,  Facetime Meme,  
    
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What do you get when you cross a clown fish with a barracuda?

Indigestion.
What do you get when you cross a clown fish with a barracuda?

Indigestion.


Clown Fish Jokes,  Fish Joke,  
    
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Being sick

Got me like...
Being sick

Got me like...


Memes,  Dog Meme,  
    
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