Sick Puns

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happy world aids day! spread the disease, not the awareness. . .
happy world aids day! spread the disease, not the awareness. . .

Funny Aids Slogans,  Aids Jokes,  Funny Holiday Wishes,  
    
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if you are what you eat, 

doesn't that make jeffrey dahmer only human?
if you are what you eat,

doesn't that make jeffrey dahmer only human?


Cannibal Jokes,  Human Jokes,  
    
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Why did the Baboon go to the doctor? 

Because his banana wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the Baboon go to the doctor?

Because his banana wasn't peeling very well!


Baboon Jokes,  Banana Puns,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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"I can't understand it, Doc, I feel sluggish all the time."
"I can't understand it, Doc, I feel sluggish all the time."

Doctor Jokes,  Slug Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... besides us, i mean.

e. coli on the playground
is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... besides us, i mean.

e. coli on the playground


Playground Jokes,  Funny Puns For Kids,  
    
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How do statues get rid of sore throats?
How do statues get rid of sore throats?


Statue Jokes,  Architecture Puns,  
    
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cannibal

(n.) someone w is fed up with people
cannibal

(n.) someone w is fed up with people


Funny Jokes,  Cannibal Jokes,  
    
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'...and your gag relfex will improve by having your tonsils out!' *wink Get Well Soon!
'...and your gag relfex will improve by having your tonsils out!' *wink Get Well Soon!

Funny Ecards,  Best Sick Jokes,  
    
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I know you're faking the flu to stay but I won't tell if you let me benefit from taking care of you. Don't get well soon take your time.
I know you're faking the flu to stay but I won't tell if you let me benefit from taking care of you. Don't get well soon take your time.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Get Well Soon Ecards,  Flu Jokes,  
    
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A little advice: when you call in sick to work, you might want to make sure no one tags you while you have lunch out of town! Just saying.

Oh, and get well soon.
A little advice: when you call in sick to work, you might want to make sure no one tags you while you have lunch out of town! Just saying.

Oh, and get well soon.


Funny Ecards,  Get Well Humor,  Funny Get Well Soon Ecards,  
    
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 I hear your ill, Please stay clear of me until your better.

Get well soon.
I hear your ill, Please stay clear of me until your better.

Get well soon.


Funny Ecards,  Funny Sick Jokes,  
    
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So You're telling me that kids want to be sick

So they can skip school
So You're telling me that kids want to be sick

So they can skip school


Memes,  Skeptical Third World Kid (theme),  Sick Funny Jokes,  
    
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Runny nose and no Tissue 

No one sees the inside of my skirt
Runny nose and no Tissue

No one sees the inside of my skirt


Memes,  Good Nose Jokes  
    
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Has runny nose for two days

Never blows it once
Has runny nose for two days

Never blows it once


Memes,  Good Nose Jokes,  Some Good Jokes  
    
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