Sick Wife Jokes

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Woman Chops Her Husband’s Penis Off After She Catches Him Cheating …Then Cuts It Off AGAIN After Surgeons Reattach It
a woman cuts her cheating husband's off when she catches him, and then does it again after it is surgically repaired.

Relationship,  Disturbing,  
    
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Meme,  Side Chick Jokes,  
    
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his wife looks young

it's hard to tell with asian women
his wife looks young

it's hard to tell with asian women


Memes,  Asian Women Meme,  Nasty Insults,  
    
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wife refused to fertilize the lawn 

wife now fertilizes the lawn
wife refused to fertilize the lawn

wife now fertilizes the lawn


    
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A man walks into a doctor's office. The doctor says, "Mr. Smith, I'm sorry, but I have some bad news for you. We have your wife's test results, but, due to some mix-ups in the paperwork at the lab, I'm not sure if your wife is the patient with Alzheimer's or rabies."

"What do I do?", asks the man.

"Oh, that's easy", says the doctor. "Take for for a drive in the country and let her out of the car. If she comes home, shoot her."


Best Medical Jokes,  Jokes For Men About Women  
    
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A man and his wife were fishing in a boat in the middle of the sea. There were sharks swimming all around the boat.

His wife asked, "If I fell out of the boat, will a shark swallow me whole?"

"Nah," said the guy, "He would spit that part out!"


Fishing Puns,  Best Wife Jokes,  
    
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A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"


Best Husband Wife Jokes,  Headache Jokes  
    
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