Silly Christmas Jokes

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santa jaws is coming to town.

he sees you when you're swimming.

...below you and your wake.

he knows if you taste bad or good...

so beware for goodness sake!
santa jaws is coming to town.

he sees you when you're swimming.

...below you and your wake.

he knows if you taste bad or good...

so beware for goodness sake!


Jaws Jokes,  Funny Santa Pictures,  
    
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Eight elves elegantly ate everything.
Eight elves elegantly ate everything.

Christmas Tongue Twisters,  Elf Jokes,  
    
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he sees you when you're sleeping...
he sees you when you're sleeping...

Memes,  Bill Cosby Joke,  Pill Cosby,  
    
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When you get caught looking in the bagged gifts under the three #Christmas
When you get caught looking in the bagged gifts under the three #Christmas

Memes,  Cheesy Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Aldo

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for a video game system!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Aldo

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for a video game system!


Video Game Humor,  Video Game Jokes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Emma.

Emma who?

Emma real anxious, for Christmas day!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Emma.

Emma who?

Emma real anxious, for Christmas day!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Christmas,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke at all the snow
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke at all the snow


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Christmas,  
    
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These moments are precious...

Because they never happen
These moments are precious...

Because they never happen


Memes,  Holiday Jokes,  
    
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When unsaved numbers text me

" Merry Christmas"
When unsaved numbers text me

" Merry Christmas"


Memes,  Texting Jokes,  Funny Christmas Thoughts,  
    
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I told my wife I didn't want a traditional tree
I told my wife I didn't want a traditional tree

Memes,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  Funny Xmas Pictures,  
    
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And I thought I was on Santa's "Knotty" list! 

I'm a frayed knot.
And I thought I was on Santa's "Knotty" list!

I'm a frayed knot.


Funny Jokes,  Cheesy Puns,  Christmas Jokes Funny,  
    
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Brace your elves

Christmas is coming
Brace your elves

Christmas is coming


Memes,  Elf Puns,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  
    
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it's christmas eve eve es!

jingle these bells ya'll
it's christmas eve eve es!

jingle these bells ya'll


Memes,  Third World Success Kid (theme),  
    
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Yo dawg, I heard you like Xmas

So I put Xmas in your Xmas so you can celebrate Xmas while you celebrate Xmas
Yo dawg, I heard you like Xmas

So I put Xmas in your Xmas so you can celebrate Xmas while you celebrate Xmas


Memes,  Funny Xmas Quotes,  
    
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