Silly Kid Jokes

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''No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.''
''No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.''

Good Kid Jokes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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'''You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!''
'''You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!''

Principal Jokes,  Funny Student Jokes,  Funny Student Jokes,  
    
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Knock knock.

Whos there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

"I didn't know you could yodel."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

"I didn't know you could yodel."


Funny Jokes,  Little Old Lady Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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What did one candle say to another?

Are you going out tonight?


Jokes For Young Kids,  Young Childrens Jokes,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  
    
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My roommate's daughter was sad to see me move. Something tells me she meant she was sad to see me "leaving."
My roommate's daughter was sad to see me move. Something tells me she meant she was sad to see me "leaving."

Cute Kids Jokes,  Funny Kids Notes,  Funny Notes From Kids,  
    
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Why was Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He could always MAKE friends.


Frankenstein Jokes,  Good Friend Jokes,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  
    
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Did you hear about the dweeb who got a camera for his birthday?

He just picked up his first roll of development--twenty-four photos of his right eye!


Great Birthday Jokes,  Camera Puns,  Birthday One Liners,  
    
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What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

(A yam session!)


Funny Stuff For Kids,  Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  
    
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Child: Can I stay home from school if I dont feel well?

Mom: Where dont you feel well?

Child: At school!


Super Funny Jokes For Kids,  Super Hilarious Jokes  
    
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Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

A: Jail-birds!


Jokes For Little Kids,  Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  
    
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Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?

A: An electric banana.


Best Kid Jokes,  Great Kid Jokes,  
    
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Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?

A: An acrocat!


Circus Jokes,  List Of Riddles And Jokes,  Riddles,  
    
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Q: How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?

A: With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)


Biology Jokes,  Biology Puns,  Spaghetti Jokes,  
    
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!


Frog And Toad Jokes,  Boat Jokes,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  
    
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What's a glow worms favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!


Worm Jokes,  Kid Friendly Jokes,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  
    
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