Silly People Quotes

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people say "go big or go me" as if going me is a bad thing?? like  yeah i wanna go me, and i'm gonna take a nap when i get there
people say "go big or go me" as if going me is a bad thing?? like yeah i wanna go me, and i'm gonna take a nap when i get there

Funny Quotes,  Comedy Quotes,  
    
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There are two types of people in the world

I hate both of them
There are two types of people in the world

I hate both of them


Funny Quotes,  Hate Jokes,  
    
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I try not to laugh at my own jokes.  But we all know I'm hilarious.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I'm hilarious.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Jokes Laugh,  Confidence Jokes,  
    
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I didn't eat the pizza

Or did I...
I didn't eat the pizza

Or did I...


Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  Robert Pattinson Meme,  
    
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I'm sure nobody will ever see this because there are so many comments, but sometimes I go out into my mother's garden and bury myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot
I'm sure nobody will ever see this because there are so many comments, but sometimes I go out into my mother's garden and bury myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot

Memes,  Funny Comments,  Funny Facebook Comments,  
    
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Looking up from your phone and the person you have been following around the supermarket isn't your mom.
Looking up from your phone and the person you have been following around the supermarket isn't your mom.

Relatable Posts,  Cell Phone Addiction,  Comedy Sms,  
    
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Relatable Posts,  Random Funny Facts,  
    
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I re-do high fives if the first one wasn't good enough.
I re-do high fives if the first one wasn't good enough.

Relatable Posts,  Cute Silly Jokes,  
    
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turning the lights off at the bottom of the stairs, then running up like .
turning the lights off at the bottom of the stairs, then running up like .

Relatable Posts,  Stair Jokes,  Dark Humor,  
    
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I am the most responsible person I know. Whenever anything goes wrong, I'm responsible.
I am the most responsible person I know. Whenever anything goes wrong, I'm responsible.

Relatable Posts,  Silly Puns,  
    
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I've just broke my personal record of days without dying today.
I've just broke my personal record of days without dying today.

Relatable Posts,  Silly Witty One Liners,  
    
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I think hitch-hikers are really friendly. I've gone past three in the last hour and they all gave me the thumbs up.
I think hitch-hikers are really friendly. I've gone past three in the last hour and they all gave me the thumbs up.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  Hitchhiker Jokes,  
    
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I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Relatable Posts,  Mosquito Jokes,  
    
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That annoying moment when you have something clever to say but it comes out totally wrong.
That annoying moment when you have something clever to say but it comes out totally wrong.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Clever Sayings,  Funny Moments,  
    
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Working hard for hours, take 5 minute internet break, mom shows up.
Working hard for hours, take 5 minute internet break, mom shows up.

Relatable Posts,  Good Mom Jokes,  
    
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