Silly Pick Up Lines

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Are you Beryllium 

Because I want to be with you tonight
Are you Beryllium

Because I want to be with you tonight


Beryllium Jokes,  Breaking Bad Meme,  Cheesey Chat Up Lines,  
    
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hey girl,

can i stick my longuse in your teepee?
hey girl,

can i stick my longuse in your teepee?


Native American Racist Jokes,  
    
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I lost my number,

Can I have yours?
I lost my number,

Can I have yours?


10 Best Chat Up Lines,  Corny Pick Up Lines,  
    
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do you smoke pot because  be cute together
do you smoke pot because be cute together

Funny Quotes,  Funny Smoking Quotes,  
    
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Are you my home router?

Because we connected automatically
Are you my home router?

Because we connected automatically


Memes,  It Guy Jokes,  
    
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w about i bury my bone

in your backyard?
w about i bury my bone

in your backyard?


Memes,  Funny Dog Memes,  
    
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a prankster uses pick up lines from tinder to approach unsuspecting strangers and receives hilarious reactions.

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Do You Like My Jordan's? Guy Picks Up Women By Showing Off His Kicks (Video)
A short pick-up video shows a guy picking up women by flaunting a pair of Jordan shoes.

Fashion,  Jordan Jokes,  Fashion Humor,  
    
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my  taste like chipotle
my taste like chipotle

Memes,  Funny Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?

Funniest Chat Up Lines,  Sick Chat Up Lines  
    
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Boy: Do you have fever?

Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!


Corny Pick Up Lines,  Nerd Pick Up Lines  
    
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My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.

Cool Chat Up Lines,  101 Chat Up Lines  
    
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I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

Corny Pick Up Lines,  Nerdy Chat Up Lines  
    
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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Car Insurance Jokes,  Funny Pick Up Lines  
    
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