Silly Short Jokes

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what spy gets the most women?

dames bond
what spy gets the most women?

dames bond


James Bond Puns,  Movie Jokes,  Spy Jokes,  
    
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If you mess with my fabric I will rip out your stitches
If you mess with my fabric I will rip out your stitches

Sewing Puns,  Most Funny Jokes,  
    
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What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?

 Any old girl he can dig up!
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?

Any old girl he can dig up!


Egypt Puns,  Mummy Jokes,  Date Jokes,  
    
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Q:

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

A:

Pointless.
Q:

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

A:

Pointless.


Pencil Puns,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Pencil Jokes,  
    
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I promise to keep your Witness Protection Program whereabouts a secret.
I promise to keep your Witness Protection Program whereabouts a secret.

Funny Farewell Sayings,  Funny Farewell Wishes,  
    
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I'm the nicest rude person ever
I'm the nicest rude person ever

Rude Jokes,  Nice Jokes,  Hilarious One Liners Jokes,  
    
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Retirement is the short form for 'Really Tired Mentally'!

Congratulations!
Retirement is the short form for 'Really Tired Mentally'!

Congratulations!


Funny Retirement Wishes,  Definition Jokes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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Every good poker player will tell you...

...Theres always the river
Every good poker player will tell you...

...Theres always the river


Poker Puns,  River Jokes,  Poker Jokes,  
    
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you ugly mfs better starts getting more beauty rest
you ugly mfs better starts getting more beauty rest

Ugly Person Jokes,  Ugly Jokes One Liners,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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Silly John Deere 

Thinks its  a duramax
Silly John Deere

Thinks its a duramax


John Deere Jokes,  Tractor Jokes,  
    
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I'm just saying....paying to camp is very insulting to the homeless.
I'm just saying....paying to camp is very insulting to the homeless.

Funny Camping Quotes,  Homeless Jokes,  Money Jokes,  
    
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jack and jill went up the hill 

and planned to do some kissing

jack made a p and grabbed her 

now his two front teeth are missing
jack and jill went up the hill

and planned to do some kissing

jack made a p and grabbed her

now his two front teeth are missing


No Teeth Jokes,  
    
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So,  the limo driver comes home with a check for 100 dollars

He says to his wife,  "I do all that work, and this is all I have to chauffeur it...
So, the limo driver comes home with a check for 100 dollars

He says to his wife, "I do all that work, and this is all I have to chauffeur it...


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Super Corny Jokes,  Limo Jokes,  
    
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I invented time travel

30 years before I invented time travel

Problem?
I invented time travel

30 years before I invented time travel

Problem?


Back To The Future Memes,  Funny Weird Facts,  
    
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Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business.
Knock, knock.

Whos there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business.


Funny Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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