Silly Witty One Liners

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Can't believe I missed out on this
Can't believe I missed out on this

Memes,  Sarcastic One Liners,  Super Moon,  
    
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Hey girl....

...It's Madam Secretary.
Hey girl....

...It's Madam Secretary.


Memes,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  Ryan Gosling Meme,  
    
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She wearing lies
She wearing lies

Memes,  Fashion Memes,  Fashion Jokes,  
    
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Write the name of someone you hate on your body every day in permanent marker

That way no matter how you die, they'll become a suspect.
Write the name of someone you hate on your body every day in permanent marker

That way no matter how you die, they'll become a suspect.


Memes,  Clever One Liners,  
    
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Your house could fit in my garage

But I'd have to move the jet out the way
Your house could fit in my garage

But I'd have to move the jet out the way


Memes,  Rich Guy Meme,  
    
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Funny Quotes,  Mark Twain Jokes,  Mind Jokes,  
    
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Don't worry

I'll remind your shin I'm here
Don't worry

I'll remind your shin I'm here


Memes,  Funny As Hell,  
    
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No more food in my house. Let the hunger games begin.
No more food in my house. Let the hunger games begin.

Relatable Posts,  Hunger Games Jokes,  Movie Puns,  
    
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When eating food from a plate, I always start with whatever I like the least.
When eating food from a plate, I always start with whatever I like the least.

Relatable Posts,  Retard Jokes To Text,  
    
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When it says, 'Do not touch.' What I read: 'Touch when nobody is looking.'
When it says, 'Do not touch.' What I read: 'Touch when nobody is looking.'

Relatable Posts,  Funny English Signs,  
    
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I sleep with one leg in the covers and one leg out to balance the hot and cold.
I sleep with one leg in the covers and one leg out to balance the hot and cold.

Relatable Posts,  Night Time Jokes,  
    
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When your stomach growls in class and you cough to cover it up.
When your stomach growls in class and you cough to cover it up.

Relatable Posts,  Funny School Quotes,  Funny School Slogans,  
    
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If wearing leggings as pants is wrong, I don't want to be right.
If wearing leggings as pants is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Relatable Posts,  Leggings Jokes,  Pants Jokes,  
    
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Guess what! Guess what! Guess what! 

Ai peed on ur shoez.
Guess what! Guess what! Guess what!

Ai peed on ur shoez.


Funny Jokes,  Guess What Jokes,  Pet Memes,  
    
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Famous Sayings,  Funny Famous Quotes,  
    
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