Simba Jokes

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So this litter mfer is gonna tell Mufasa to get up? And y'all expect me to not cry?
So this litter mfer is gonna tell Mufasa to get up? And y'all expect me to not cry?

Memes,  Emotional Jokes,  
    
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when you finger her, then rub it across her forehead & say "simbaaa"
when you finger her, then rub it across her forehead & say "simbaaa"

Memes,  Lion King Jokes,  
    
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And I'm claiming Simba on my taxes.....
And I'm claiming Simba on my taxes.....

Memes,  Lion King Meme,  
    
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Look Simba, everything the light touches is Pennsylvania. Thats Ohio, you must never go there Simba!
Look Simba, everything the light touches is Pennsylvania.

Thats Ohio, you must never go there Simba!

Funny Lion King,  Jokes About Pennsylvania,  
    
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Everywhere the light touches is Virginia What is that dark place? Maryland and D.C. You must never go there
Everywhere the light touches is Virginia

What is that dark place? Maryland and D.C. You must never go there

Jokes About Maryland,  Virginia Jokes,  Washington Dc Jokes,  
    
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Look Simba, everything the light touches is Maryland The shadow place is Baltimore, you must not go unless you are about that life
Look Simba, everything the light touches is Maryland

The shadow place is Baltimore, you must not go unless you are about that life

Maryland Jokes,  Good Clean Jokes,  
    
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Look, Simba. Everything that the light touches is the glory of Idaho Then what's that Shadowy place? That is Boise State University. You must never go there
Look, Simba. Everything that the light touches is the glory of Idaho

Then what's that Shadowy place?

That is Boise State University. You must never go there

Funny Lion King,  Jokes About Idaho,  
    
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When my phone doesn't have a signal
When my phone doesn't have a signal

Memes,  Phone Jokes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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Hey dad, what's a world series? I wouldn't expect you to know Simba.... you're just a cub
Hey dad, what's a world series?

I wouldn't expect you to know Simba.... you're just a cub

Chicago Cubs Jokes,  Funny Lion King,  
    
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Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is Formula 1 What's that shadowy place? That's ferrari's second seat. You must never go there, Simba.
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is Formula 1

What's that shadowy place? That's ferrari's second seat. You must never go there, Simba.

Memes,  Formula 1 Jokes,  
    
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Look Simba, everything light touches is Maryland. That's PG county. You must never go there!
Look Simba, everything light touches is Maryland.

That's PG county. You must never go there!

Memes,  Maryland State Jokes,  
    
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Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is Maryland Wow. But what about that shadowy place? That's Anne Arundel County. You must never go there, Simba. ...Who am I kidding, no one goes to Anne Arundel county. Forget I said anything.
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is Maryland

Wow.

But what about that shadowy place?

That's Anne Arundel County. You must never go there, Simba.

...Who am I kidding, no one goes to Anne Arundel county. Forget I said anything.

Memes,  Maryland Jokes,  
    
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Look Simba, everything the light touches is Rhode Island What about the place with the shadows? That's Woonsocket. You must never go there.
Look Simba, everything the light touches is Rhode Island

What about the place with the shadows? That's Woonsocket. You must never go there.

Memes,  Jokes About Rhode Island,  
    
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Dad, what's that shadowy place over there? That's North Rhode Island, Simba. You must never go there.
Dad, what's that shadowy place over there?

That's North Rhode Island, Simba. You must never go there.

Memes,  Jokes About Rhode Island,  
    
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Look, Simba, everything the light touches is Rhode Island. But what about that shadowy place? That's Johnston. You must never go there, Simba.
Look, Simba, everything the light touches is Rhode Island.

But what about that shadowy place?

That's Johnston. You must never go there, Simba.

Memes,  Rhode Island State Jokes,  
    
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