Siri Jokes

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I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just can't believe I live in a time where I am getting my servant robots mixed up
I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just can't believe I live in a time where I am getting my servant robots mixed up

Memes,  Robot Jokes,  
    
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When your girl is driving in the far left lane on the highway and Siri says, "In 800feet take this Exit"
When your girl is driving in the far left lane on the highway and Siri says, "In 800feet take this Exit"

Memes,  Gps Jokes,  
    
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siri take me me starting route to jail stupid
siri take me me

starting route to jail stupid

Memes,  Racist Funny Jokes,  Best Racist Black Jokes,  
    
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Me: Siri why am I alone? Siri: opens front facing camera
Me: Siri why am I alone?

Siri: opens front facing camera

Memes,  Funny Siri Jokes,  
    
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When Siri goes off in class
KAPPITS (1)
starlight00: The face i make when someone ask me the same damn question over && over again after you already answered..
When Siri goes off in class

Memes,  Funny Classroom Jokes,  Funny Quotes About School,  
    
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"Guess what Siri, today is my birthday" Congratulations, you are a day closer to death.
KAPPITS (1)
Khurshid: Congo
"Guess what Siri, today is my birthday"

Congratulations, you are a day closer to death.

Funny Jokes,  Birthday Humor,  
    
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ipne 6 for $900! siri better be sucking !
ipne 6 for $900!

siri better be sucking !

Iphone 6 Memes,  Siri Jokes List,  Good Siri Jokes,  
    
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Bought an Iphone 4s to talk to siri Michrophone breaks, siri no answers.
Bought an Iphone 4s to talk to siri

Michrophone breaks, siri no answers.

Iphone Meme,  Forever Alone Meme (theme),  Forever Alone Memes  
    
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Q: Siri, have you ever loved someone?

A: Complex human emotions like love give me ambiguous overload errors.

Funny Love Jokes,  Siri Question Jokes,  Love Jokes One Liners  
    
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"What's the meaning of life" I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.
KAPPITS (2)
Nini: Hi siri
Nini: Sotelo
"What's the meaning of life"

I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.

Meaning Of Life Jokes,  Siri Question Jokes  
    
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" 42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"

42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.

Tongue Twisters Woodchuck,  Iphone 5s Jokes  
    
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Q: Siri, will you marry me?

A: I sure have been receiving a lot of marriage proposals recently.

Funny Siri Jokes,  Iphone 5 Jokes  
    
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"Siri you can have the rest of the night off" Is that so? "Yes" That's what I thought
"Siri you can have the rest of the night off"

Is that so?

"Yes"

That's what I thought

Funny Answers To Questions,  Iphone 5s Jokes  
    
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"When is the world ending Siri" I don't see any meetings about "the world".
"When is the world ending Siri"

I don't see any meetings about "the world".

End Of The World Jokes,  Iphone 5s Jokes  
    
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"Tell me a Holocaust joke Siri." Holocaust jokes aren't funny, anne frankly I don't find them entertaining.
"Tell me a Holocaust joke Siri."

Holocaust jokes aren't funny, anne frankly I don't find them entertaining.

Holocaust Puns,  Holocaust Jokes One Liners,  Holocaust Jokes,  Siri Joke,  
    
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