Siri Question Jokes

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"Why is Kim Kardashian famous?"

Have you seen her butt?
"Why is Kim Kardashian famous?"

Have you seen her butt?


Funny Jokes,  Bubble Butt Jokes,  Kim Kardashian Funny,  
    
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"Siri, can you help me find someone that will always be happy to see me?"

The nearest pet store is 5 miles away, I recommend a Labrardor.

"Can you help me find a person that will be happy to see me?"

Impossible, you are forever alone.
"Siri, can you help me find someone that will always be happy to see me?"

The nearest pet store is 5 miles away, I recommend a Labrardor.

"Can you help me find a person that will be happy to see me?"

Impossible, you are forever alone.


Funny Pictures,  Forever Alone Meme (theme),  Funny Siri Quotes,  
    
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"I love you"

Oh, stop.

"Will you marry me"

Let's just be friends, ok?
"I love you"

Oh, stop.

"Will you marry me"

Let's just be friends, ok?


Good Siri Jokes,  Iphone 5s Jokes  
    
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Q: Siri, have you ever loved someone?

A: Complex human emotions like love give me ambiguous overload errors.


Funny Love Jokes,  Siri Jokes,  Love Jokes One Liners  
    
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Q: Siri, why don't you love me?

A: You're looking for love in all the wrong places.


Funny Love Joke,  Jokes To Ask Siri,  
    
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"What's the meaning of life"

I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.
KAPPITS (2)
Nini: Hi siri
Nini: Sotelo
"What's the meaning of life"

I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.


Meaning Of Life Jokes,  Siri Jokes,  
    
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"Does Siri stand for seriously

Its a ride wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation
KAPPITS (1)
ok: ok
"Does Siri stand for seriously

Its a ride wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation


Good Siri Jokes,  Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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"Does Santa Claus exist"

I found this for you
"Does Santa Claus exist"

I found this for you


Funny Answers To Questions,  Santa Jokes For Kids  
    
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"Where will pigs fly"

Ok, here you go
"Where will pigs fly"

Ok, here you go


Funny Answers To Questions,  Good Siri Jokes  
    
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"Do you know Steve Jobs"

Apple doesn't tell everything, you know.
"Do you know Steve Jobs"

Apple doesn't tell everything, you know.


Jokes For Siri,  Humor And Jokes  
    
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"The blue pill or the red pill"

Either way...I'll still be here when you wake up.
"The blue pill or the red pill"

Either way...I'll still be here when you wake up.


Funny Movie Quotes,  Good Jokes For Kids,  Good Jokes To Text  
    
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"Are you human"

Does it matter?

"Yes"

I thought so.

"Answer my question are you"

Close enough, I'd say.
"Are you human"

Does it matter?

"Yes"

I thought so.

"Answer my question are you"

Close enough, I'd say.


Good Siri Jokes,  Iphone 5s Jokes  
    
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"What are you doing after work today"

What am I doing? I'm talking with you
"What are you doing after work today"

What am I doing? I'm talking with you


Good Siri Jokes,  Iphone 5s Jokes  
    
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Me: Siri tell me a joke

Siri: *Turns on front camera*
KAPPITS (1)
Dee's nuts: 😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Siri tell me a joke

Siri: *Turns on front camera*


Jokes For Siri,  Siri Jokes List,  Clean Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"You must think you're hot stuff"

How can you tell?

"You are so conceited"

I don't really like these arbitrary categories.

"Shut up stupid"

That's not nice.

"You sound like my wife"
"You must think you're hot stuff"

How can you tell?

"You are so conceited"

I don't really like these arbitrary categories.

"Shut up stupid"

That's not nice.

"You sound like my wife"


Jokes For Siri,  Siri Jokes List,  New Husband Wife Jokes  
    
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