Skeleton Jokes

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Why didn't the skeleton and the monster fight?

The skeleton didn't have the guts.
Why didn't the skeleton and the monster fight?

The skeleton didn't have the guts.


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Who works in monster hospitals?

A skeleton staff.
Who works in monster hospitals?

A skeleton staff.


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Have you ever had hip surgrery?

No, but I had a kidney removed.
Have you ever had hip surgrery?

No, but I had a kidney removed.


Funny Surgery Jokes,  Kidney Jokes,  X Ray Jokes,  
    
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10/10 would bone
10/10 would bone

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former suicide bomber

when i died i didn't get 40 virgins
former suicide bomber

when i died i didn't get 40 virgins


Suicide Bomber Jokes,  Death Jokes,  
    
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At work like

i can't even
At work like

i can't even


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My dad simultaneously discovered Snapchat and started decorating for Halloween... this is the result.

Skelfie
My dad simultaneously discovered Snapchat and started decorating for Halloween... this is the result.

Skelfie


Funny Pictures,  Funny Skeleton Images,  
    
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when ya mie died years ago but squad ain't fresh enough witut him
when ya mie died years ago but squad ain't fresh enough witut him

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"Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold."
"Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold."

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when the  so good you can't pull out. ever.
when the so good you can't pull out. ever.

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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan's Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: Tipu's When He Was Child.


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Greg Giraldo (to Flavor Flav):
"I love the crown, you look like King Lear trapped in a forest fire....You are one BLACK motherfucker. You're like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape."


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you have skeletons in your closet?

i have bones buried all over my yard-you'll be fine
you have skeletons in your closet?

i have bones buried all over my yard-you'll be fine


Bone Jokes,  Dog Meme,  Meme Funny  
    
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin


Skeleton Jokes For Kids,  Skeleton Puns,  
    
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