Skeleton Puns

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What do skeletons order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs
What do skeletons order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs


Memes,  Bone Puns,  
    
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Funny Pictures,  Funny Skeleton Images,  Camera Puns,  
    
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It's going 

Tibia okay.
It's going

Tibia okay.


Funny Jokes,  Bone Puns,  Funny Get Well Sayings  
    
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what do you call it when two skeletons have sex? 

boning
what do you call it when two skeletons have sex?

boning


Funny Jokes,  Popsicle Stick Jokes,  
    
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What is a skeleton afraid of?

A dog, because it likes bones.


Skeleton Jokes For Kids,  Dog Jokes For Kids  
    
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The average human body contains enough bones

To make an entire human skeleton.
The average human body contains enough bones

To make an entire human skeleton.


List Of Stupid Jokes,  Funny Corny Jokes,  Lame Jokes  
    
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin


Skeleton Jokes For Kids,  Skeleton Jokes  
    
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Q: What's a skleton's favorite food?

A: Ribs!


Cute Food Jokes,  Skeleton Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: What did the skeleton's mom tell him when he didn't eat dinner?

A: We need to put some meat on your bones!


Funny Eating Jokes,  Food Puns,  
    
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Q. What do you call an Essex girl skeleton in the closet?

A. Last year's hide-and-seek champ.


Essex Girl Jokes,  Skeleton Jokes For Kids  
    
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What is the noisiest thing in the world?

Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.


Noise Jokes,  Awesome Puns  
    
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A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.


Bar Puns,  Beer Jokes One Liner,  Silly Jokes  
    
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If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Skeleton Jokes,  Secret Jokes,  Funny Dance Quotes  
    
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Q: What happened when the ghosts went on strike?

A: A skeleton staff took over!


Ghost Puns,  Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: What do you call an anorexic lesbian?

A: A skeleton in the closet.


Anorexia Jokes,  Lesbian Jokes,  
    
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