Skunk Jokes

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Well, that was probably a bad idea.
Well, that was probably a bad idea.

Animals Funny Images,  Surprise Party Jokes,  
    
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the story about the skunk in the road.

a husband and wife are driving down a country road during a thunderstorm. suddenly the wife spots an injured skunk in the middle of the road, being an animal lover she tell the husband to pull over. she gets out and picks up the skunk and takes it into the car.

"it's so cold, it's shivering!" she said.

"so put it between your legs, it's nice and warm there" said the husband.

"but what about the awful stink?" she asked.

"well plug its' nose, that's what i do."
the story about the skunk in the road.

a husband and wife are driving down a country road during a thunderstorm. suddenly the wife spots an injured skunk in the middle of the road, being an animal lover she tell the husband to pull over. she gets out and picks up the skunk and takes it into the car.

"it's so cold, it's shivering!" she said.

"so put it between your legs, it's nice and warm there" said the husband.

"but what about the awful stink?" she asked.

"well plug its' nose, that's what i do."


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Life Lesson #1

Tomato baths are part of a trailer park upbringing...
Life Lesson #1

Tomato baths are part of a trailer park upbringing...


Demotivational Posters,  Tomato Jokes,  Life Lesson Jokes,  
    
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yo mama is so nasty that a skunk smelled her  and ped out.
yo mama is so nasty that a skunk smelled her and ped out.

Funny Jokes,  Nasty Insults,  
    
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Mom, come see the kittens!
Mom, come see the kittens!

Funny Kitten Jokes,  Funny Kids,  Funny Kids Pictures,  
    
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Watch out for the skunk.

The Spraying Skunk Prank!
Watch out for the skunk.

Pranks,  Funny Short Clips,  Best Funny Clips  
    
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How did the skunk call home?

On his smellular phone.


Telephone Joke,  Telephone Puns  
    
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What are the most commonly used letters in the skunk alphabet?

P and U


Best Short Jokes,  Good Short Jokes,  Jokes For 11 Year Olds,  
    
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Smell a skunk

"Mmm...something smells dank"
Smell a skunk

"Mmm...something smells dank"


Stoner Meme,  Humorous Puns,  
    
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Why is a Spic like a Skunk?

Because they're half black and half white, and smell like shit.


Short Racist Jokes Funny,  Rude Offensive Jokes,  
    
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Hold his nose.


Short Funny Animal Jokes,  Clean Animal Jokes,  Short Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Whats the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?

Theres skid marks in front of the skunk.


Dead Person Jokes,  Death Jokes,  Black Guy Jokes  
    
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Did you hear about the blind skunk that fell in love with a fart?

Blind Jokes,  Stinky Jokes,  Fart Jokes One Liners  
    
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Two of the greatest qualities of life are: 

Patience...

...and Wisdom
Two of the greatest qualities of life are:

Patience...

...and Wisdom


Funny Wisdom Quotes,  Patience Jokes,  Funny Dog Posters  
    
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I swear that furball just moved!
I swear that furball just moved!

Funny Dog Thoughts,  Puppy Memes,  
    
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