Sleep Puns

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Q:

What would you call a sleeping bull?

A:

A bulldozer.
Q:

What would you call a sleeping bull?

A:

A bulldozer.


Bull Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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"Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes..."
"Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes..."

Mobster Jokes,  Fish Puns,  
    
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Never give up on ur dreams

Keep sleeping
Never give up on ur dreams

Keep sleeping


Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Dreams,  Dream Jokes,  
    
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I love sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.
I love sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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Bedtime story:

Once upon a time I used to sleep.
Bedtime story:

Once upon a time I used to sleep.


Funny Ecards,  Bed Time Jokes,  
    
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Watching sitcoms after an episode of The Walking Dead is the only way I'm able to fall asleep.
Watching sitcoms after an episode of The Walking Dead is the only way I'm able to fall asleep.

Funny Ecards,  Walking Dead Jokes,  Sleeping Puns,  
    
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Concussion, broken arms, ribs, and legs

Sleep 1 hour, good as new
Concussion, broken arms, ribs, and legs

Sleep 1 hour, good as new


Meme,  Funny Broken Arm Jokes,  Worlds Funniest Joke  
    
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He's so boring that sheep count him.

Good Roast Jokes,  Sheep Puns,  Sleeping Puns  
    
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Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him? 

He wanted to sleep like a log!
Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?

He wanted to sleep like a log!


Wood Puns,  Disney Jokes For Kids,  Kids Funny Jokes  
    
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Don't mind me

You just continue doing homework with the light on while I'm trying to sleep
Don't mind me

You just continue doing homework with the light on while I'm trying to sleep


Funny Homework Jokes,  Funny Dog Images With Captions,  Sarcastic One Liners  
    
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

Funny Sleepy Quotes,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  Bed Time Jokes  
    
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Leave your proposal on the keyboard 

I need to sleep on it
Leave your proposal on the keyboard

I need to sleep on it


Business Cat Memes (theme),  Good Office Jokes  
    
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I love sleep

You forget about pain, problems, stress... everything for a while
I love sleep

You forget about pain, problems, stress... everything for a while


Funny Sleepy Quotes,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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I like sleeping because it's like being dead without the commitment.
I like sleeping because it's like being dead without the commitment.


Funny Picture Ecards,  Funny Comparison Jokes  
    
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Do the people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest?

Mountain Climbing Jokes,  Mountain Jokes,  
    
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