Sleeping Jokes

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Me: *trying to sleep* Parents: *opens door* Me: Close the door when you leave Parents:
Me: *trying to sleep*

Parents: *opens door*

Me: Close the door when you leave

Parents:

Memes,  Captain America Meme,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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Do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can't handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying
Do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can't handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying

Memes,  Men Insults,  Women Jokes About Men,  
    
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Do all boyfriends fall asleep 2 seconds after closing their eye o r is mine just faking it so he doesn't have to keep talking to me?
Do all boyfriends fall asleep 2 seconds after closing their eye o r is mine just faking it so he doesn't have to keep talking to me?

Memes,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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To the YouTuber who put an ad in their Rain Sounds for sleeping video, please eat a rat poison sandwhich
To the YouTuber who put an ad in their Rain Sounds for sleeping video, please eat a rat poison sandwhich

Memes,  Youtube Jokes,  
    
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When u first start sleeping over at each others place: "I love waking up next to you" Once u live together: Can you breathe the other way?
When u first start sleeping over at each others place: "I love waking up next to you"

Once u live together: Can you breathe the other way?

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Screenshot this bed and draw how you sleep
Screenshot this bed and draw how you sleep

Memes,  Couch Jokes,  
    
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People be like "damn you go to bed early like a old person" ...nah I go to bed early like a mf with a job
People be like "damn you go to bed early like a old person" ...nah I go to bed early like a mf with a job

Memes,  Going To Bed Jokes,  
    
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Every cringy thing I've ever done Me trying to sleep
Every cringy thing I've ever done

Me trying to sleep

Memes,  Avatar: The Last Airbender Jokes,  Funny Anime Jokes,  
    
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The demon in my room after I tuck my foot back under the covers so it can't drag me to hell
The demon in my room after I tuck my foot back under the covers so it can't drag me to hell

Memes,  Bed And Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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Anyone else's boyfriend complain that they're "hanging off the edge of the bed" when they actually have all the room in the world or?
Anyone else's boyfriend complain that they're "hanging off the edge of the bed" when they actually have all the room in the world or?

Memes,  Boyfriend Jokes,  Funny Bed Jokes,  
    
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Nothing says "I'm confused" like me trying to sleep in the winter. Heat on, fan blowing, window cracked, under 13 blankets with one foot out.
Nothing says "I'm confused" like me trying to sleep in the winter. Heat on, fan blowing, window cracked, under 13 blankets with one foot out.

Memes,  Weather Jokes,  
    
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When she be hoggin all the covers but you got some for that
When she be hoggin all the covers but you got some for that

Memes,  Toe Jokes,  Funny Gross Pictures,  
    
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Remember 8 months ago you lost an hour of sleep for Daylight Saving? Tonight it's time to take back what the enemy stole from you!
Remember 8 months ago you lost an hour of sleep for Daylight Saving? Tonight it's time to take back what the enemy stole from you!

Memes,  Daylight Savings Jokes,  Time Jokes,  
    
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Anybody who turns the light on when you're sleeping has no respect for you or what you stand for
Anybody who turns the light on when you're sleeping has no respect for you or what you stand for

Memes,  Light Jokes,  
    
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Any family gathering in a random room theres always a random baby passed tf out
Any family gathering in a random room theres always a random baby passed tf out

Memes,  Funny True Sayings,  Randomly Funny Stuff,  
    
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