Sleeping Jokes

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Remember 8 months ago you lost an hour of sleep for Daylight Saving? Tonight it's time to take back what the enemy stole from you!
Remember 8 months ago you lost an hour of sleep for Daylight Saving? Tonight it's time to take back what the enemy stole from you!

Memes,  Daylight Savings Jokes,  Time Jokes,  
    
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Anybody who turns the light on when you're sleeping has no respect for you or what you stand for
Anybody who turns the light on when you're sleeping has no respect for you or what you stand for

Memes,  Light Jokes,  
    
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Any family gathering in a random room theres always a random baby passed tf out
Any family gathering in a random room theres always a random baby passed tf out

Memes,  Funny True Sayings,  Randomly Funny Stuff,  
    
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Females will literally sleep to avoid problems..
Females will literally sleep to avoid problems..

Memes,  Jokes About Females,  
    
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It's hella weird how everyone sleeps differently, like I sleep on my side, my ex sleeps with everyone, and y'all sleep on me
It's hella weird how everyone sleeps differently, like I sleep on my side, my ex sleeps with everyone, and y'all sleep on me

Memes,  Sleeping Puns,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  
    
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w men sleep after sex knowing she is gonna lay in the wet spot
w men sleep after sex knowing she is gonna lay in the wet spot

Memes,  Homer Simpson Memes,  
    
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People who sleep with their door closed are weird

You say this now till see your sleep paralysis demon lookin at you from the hallway
People who sleep with their door closed are weird

You say this now till see your sleep paralysis demon lookin at you from the hallway


Memes,  Jokes About People,  
    
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I'm listening to sad songs playlist..

Me staring at my phone knowing the alarm is about to go off
I'm listening to sad songs playlist..

Me staring at my phone knowing the alarm is about to go off


Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  
    
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When he stops cuddling you and sleeps facing the other way
When he stops cuddling you and sleeps facing the other way

Memes,  Cuddling Humor,  Relationship Humor,  
    
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Me in the future: "Hey do u still like me, idk ur just being quiet"

My husband: "Babe I'm sleeping"
Me in the future: "Hey do u still like me, idk ur just being quiet"

My husband: "Babe I'm sleeping"


Memes,  Funny Wife Quotes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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Me

My animal sleeping peacefully
Me

My animal sleeping peacefully


Memes,  Pet Humor,  
    
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How I handle stressful situations
How I handle stressful situations

Memes,  Stress Jokes,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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Ow I sleep after I forget to text back I got home safely
Ow I sleep after I forget to text back I got home safely

Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  Homer Simpson Meme,  
    
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When you're falling asleep during House Hunters but you hear that the couple is about to make their decision between house number 1,2 and 3
When you're falling asleep during House Hunters but you hear that the couple is about to make their decision between house number 1,2 and 3

Memes,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Someone: How has your day been?

Me, still in bed at 6pm:
Someone: How has your day been?

Me, still in bed at 6pm:


Memes,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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