Sleeping Puns

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Puns About Sleeping


Here you’ll find sleeping puns from all across the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here. If you’re an insomniac like me, you know getting any restful sleep usually doesn’t happen. If you have kids at home sleep for you may be a memory. Or you may be among those lucky people that get the most peaceful 8 hours of shuteye daily.

Whichever type you fall under you know there’s no better feeling than resting comfortably on a soft pillow under a blanket.

We have the best collection of sleeping puns. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
How I sleep knowin my girl cheatin cause its my turn tomorrow.
How I sleep knowin my girl cheatin cause its my turn tomorrow.

Memes,  Funny Cheating,  
    
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''I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?''
''I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?''

Funny Gangster Sayings,  Gangster Jokes,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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Why was the guy hiding under the bed?

He was under a rest
Why was the guy hiding under the bed?

He was under a rest


Memes,  Bed Joke,  The Rock Driving,  
    
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I do 5 sit ups each morning. It may not sound lke much, but there's only so many time you can hit the snooze button.
I do 5 sit ups each morning. It may not sound lke much, but there's only so many time you can hit the snooze button.

Funny Quotes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  
    
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Getting paid to sleep, now that's my dream job.
Getting paid to sleep, now that's my dream job.

Relatable Posts,  Jokes About Dreams,  
    
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I'm in a relationship with sleep and I get some every night, and if I'm lucky, I get some during the day.
I'm in a relationship with sleep and I get some every night, and if I'm lucky, I get some during the day.

Relatable Posts,  Double Meaning Sms Jokes,  
    
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best threesome ever: me, my pillow and my bed.
best threesome ever: me, my pillow and my bed.

Funny Quotes,  Threesome Jokes,  Clever One Liners,  
    
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friday night!

i have a date, with my bed...

we're totally going to sleep together!
friday night!

i have a date, with my bed...

we're totally going to sleep together!


Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes About Friday,  
    
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The city that never sleeps really just sleeps on the subway.

Falling Asleep on Strangers in New York City
The city that never sleeps really just sleeps on the subway.

Pranks,  Short Funny Videos  
    
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Watching sitcoms after an episode of The Walking Dead is the only way I'm able to fall asleep.
Watching sitcoms after an episode of The Walking Dead is the only way I'm able to fall asleep.

Funny Ecards,  Walking Dead Jokes,  
    
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real  

sleep like this
real

sleep like this


Funny Pictures,  
    
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i feel safe at night because i sleep with a crossfitter 

said no woman ever
i feel safe at night because i sleep with a crossfitter

said no woman ever


Funny Pictures,  Funny Men Jokes For Women,  
    
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hate sleeping alone 

sike i be in that  like
hate sleeping alone

sike i be in that like


Funny Pictures,  Going To Bed Jokes,  
    
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sleep is like sex

i don't get either one as much as i want.
sleep is like sex

i don't get either one as much as i want.


Meme,  100 Funny Jokes,  
    
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